No offense peake, but...

• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  West Virginians are a strange breed.
  
  My moms cousins are up visiting from Falling Rock, WV. I had them over for dinner tonight and good God was that an experience.
  
  Firstly, my moms cousin and her daughter have kids that are 3 weeks apart.
  Secondly, they must live in a barn... I have a candy dish out on the coffee table, and the kids take the wrappers off the candy and throw um on the fuckin floor. I pick the wrappers up b/c their parents don't seem to find anything wrong with that lol.
  Thirdly... we're at the dinner table.. and the little girl spits something out that she doesn't like... and her dad picks it off the table, says "thats good stuff", and proceeds to eat it... r u fuckin kiddin me right now? Ur daughter just spit something outta her mouth and ur eatin it?
  
  I'm sure there's a lot more I'm forgetting as I type, but this alone is enough.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  aliens
• BRF

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: Thirdly... we're at the dinner table.. and the little girl spits something out that she doesn't like... and her dad picks it off the table, says "thats good stuff", and proceeds to eat it...

  That's a good dad right there. Take some notes on this visit, Zwick, for the day that your kids live at your place.
  
  I am the champion of catching kid's puke in my hands before it hits the floor! ha ha ha!
• zambrown

  

  Oh Zwick! That must have been quite an experience. Wow!
  

  I am the champion of catching kid's puke in my hands before it hits the floor! ha ha ha!

  I bow to your skill, BRF! I usually was wearing it in my hair and clothes. You da man!
• BRF

  

  zambrown wrote: I bow to your skill, BRF! I usually was wearing it in my hair and clothes. You da man!

  Thanks zam!
  
  One time I was laying on the floor and holding a one year old niece up above me. She puked right on my face. All the adults watching were freaking out and going "EWWWW!".
  
  And I just laughed.
  
  It washes off.
• ytownfootball

  

  Zwick, keep your boots on while you're swimmin', you ain't ready for kids. Lol
• ernest_t_bass

  

  BRF... I'm about to go through with my first. Not sure if I could catch puke. Only time will tell.
• BRF

  

  You will do it AND you will like it!
• UANyg

  i lol'd at your post zwick, first time ever. that was funny.
• hasbeen

  

  that sounds like one hell of a dinner...
• jordo212000

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: West Virginians are a strange breed.
  
  My moms cousins are up visiting from Falling Rock, WV. I had them over for dinner tonight and good God was that an experience.
  
  Firstly, my moms cousin and her daughter have kids that are 3 weeks apart.
  Secondly, they must live in a barn... I have a candy dish out on the coffee table, and the kids take the wrappers off the candy and throw um on the fuckin floor. I pick the wrappers up b/c their parents don't seem to find anything wrong with that lol.
  Thirdly... we're at the dinner table.. and the little girl spits something out that she doesn't like... and her dad picks it off the table, says "thats good stuff", and proceeds to eat it... r u fuckin kiddin me right now? Ur daughter just spit something outta her mouth and ur eatin it?
  
  I'm sure there's a lot more I'm forgetting as I type, but this alone is enough.

  You are aware that there are people like this everywhere, right? Ever watch an episode of Cops?
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  You are aware I don't give a shit, right? I wasn't talking about everywhere else, just West By God Virginia.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  How did the kin folk do with using the indoor plumbing for the first time? Anyone clog up the shitter?
  
  You should have invited Muslim Chick's father over to join the party. Talk about a cross cultural experience.
• JTizzle

  I have family from Meigs county area which might as well be WV they're a trip I will tell you that much. They have some frigging hilarious stories my cousins boyfriend especially. At Christmas a few years back he was telling that when he was bow hunting a big buck walked under his tree stand. To close to shoot and too big to let get away, so he decided to jump out of the tree and onto the deer. Taking his hunting knife and slitting the deers throat.