What is the oddest item in your "junk" drawer?

• ytownfootball

  

  A broken, never been used, calculator.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  pencils so short they can't be used, even the erasers are gone.
• killdeer

  

  Cincinnati Bengal tie-tack (remember tie tacks?) with the old "letter" style helmet.
  wooden replica of a coke bottle
  "Nixon Now" button
  Webelos merit badges
  some jacks
  old used watch batteries
• Trueblue23

  

  A couple of broken PS2 controllers.
• Belly35

  

  Military Issue P-38 can opener
• j_crazy

  

  an incoherent post by Eric Taylor.
• pepperpot

  pens, pencils, screws, and ping pong ball
• 1_beast

  

  Gary Coleman
• Devils Advocate

  

  Here's a pic.... Guess what it is.
  
  
• Nate

  Devils Advocate wrote: Here's a pic.... Guess what it is.
  
  

  a clamp
• ytownfootball

  

  Might push a cork into the bottle.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  little blowup sheep fuck doll my friends got me in england... supposedly got it in a vending machine at one of the premiere clubs in the area lol
• killdeer

  

  Keebler wrote:

  Devils Advocate wrote: Here's a pic.... Guess what it is.
  
  

  a clamp

  Gomco circumcision clamp...size 1.3 if i'm not mistaken
• darbypitcher22

  

  blank CDs
• Fab4Runner

  

  Not sure....my Mom keeps our junk drawer really organized which is weird.
• Devils Advocate

  

  killdeer wrote:

  Keebler wrote:

  Devils Advocate wrote: Here's a pic.... Guess what it is.
  
  

  a clamp

  Gomco circumcision clamp...size 1.3 if i'm not mistaken

  
  We have a weiner!!!!! Or part of one anyway
  
  I've had this around for about 20 years. Used to keep it on my desk at work as a conversation piece. Due to sexual harrasment rules, I had to remove it from my workplace. I took it home and threw in a drawer about 7 or 8 years ago. It's been there ever since.
• power i

  

  Some little red and yellow cap thingies that have something to do with electric I think.
• Fab1b

  

  Trueblue23 wrote: A couple of broken vibrators I wore out.

  Fixed
• se-alum

  

  The junk in my drawers is not odd at all!!
• ytownfootball

  

  That circumcision implement needs to find its way to the landfill...pronto
• End of Line

  

  An empty cigar holder.
• fortfan

  The junk drawer in my bedroom night stand has an old Polaroid snapshot of my wife naked. Never understood why she kept it.......
  
  In my kitchen-I guess the oddest thing is a year old football program.