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iTit

  • Nate
    Apple has announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music! The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.


    Thoughts?
  • ohiotiger33
  • vball10set
    pics??
  • coyotes22
    Thanks for keeping us abreast of the latest developments.
  • ohiotiger33
    LOL^^ Well played.
  • coyotes22
    vball10set wrote:pics??
  • coyotes22
    Oh, btw, seeing that PC memory is made from silicon and most breast implants are silicon based, can you imagine how many songs you could store on DD's?
  • Nate
    coyotes22 wrote: Oh, btw, seeing that PC memory is made from silicon and most breast implants are silicon based, can you imagine how many songs you could store on DD's?
    A billion gigs worth.
  • fortfan
    Could listen in stereo?
  • Devils Advocate
    Ive seen the Shuffle and the Nano. I hope this one is closer to the "Touch"
  • Stiffman
    I found some cup sizes online:

    AA - as in amen, but twice! or hey hey (AA) look at them itits!
    BB - smaller size, for the conservative woman
    CC - for the women who likes to show off - see see my itits
    DvD - big and able to record music and movies - might have a video player in the future