Random Poetry

• ernest_t_bass

  

  We have random thoughts, post count uppers, blah, blah, blah.
  
  Let's have a random poetry thread. Why? To piss BRF off.
  
  
  Roses are Red
  Violets are Blue
  I'm a schizophrenic
  And so am I
  
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  I slit a sheet
  A sheet I slit
  And on the slitted sheet I sit
• THE4RINGZ

  

  There once was a man from Nantucket...
  You know the rest
• pepperpot

  Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  Ernest-t-bass
  Is such an ass
• coyotes22

  

  Little Miss Muffet
  Sat on a tuffet
  Eating her curds and whey.
  Along came a spider,
  Who sat down beside her,
  And said, "Hey! What's in the bowl, bitch!"
• ernest_t_bass

  

  pepperpot wrote: Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  Ernest-t-bass
  Is such an ass

  Pepperpot, funny he's not
  He likes to drink and eat his snot.
• coyotes22

  

  just for ernest:
  
  Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  I fucked your mother in the ass
  And she had you
• coyotes22

  

  Old Mother Hubbard
  Went to the cupboard
  to get her poor dog a bone
  
  But when she bent over,
  Rover took over
  and he gave her a bone of his own!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  coyotes22 wrote: Little Miss Muffet
  Sat on a tuffet
  Eating her curds and whey.
  Along came a spider,
  Who sat down beside her,
  And said, "Hey! What's in the bowl, bitch!"

  Love Dice Clay!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Hickory dickory dock
  Your mom was sucking my co**
  The clock struck two, I spit my goo
  And dropped her off at the next block, OH!
• coyotes22

  

  Georgey porgey, puddin' and pie,
  Jerked off in his girlfriend eye.
  And when that eye was dried and shut,
  Georgey f*d that one-eyed slu
• Devils Advocate

  

  When things are slow
  and kind of dead
  why not start
  a stupid thead
  
  
  and when you're called
  a big asshole
  why not add
  a fucking poll.....
• ernest_t_bass

  

  ^^^^^
  Hey, I might need to add a poll. That's a good idea!!!
• coyotes22

  

  who's a bigger douche?
  
  1. mtrulz
  2. mtrulz
  
  multiple choice!!!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Jack and Jill ran up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter...
  
  Jill came down with two fifty! OHHH!!
• coyotes22

  

  ^^^^
  
  what a slut!!!
• coyotes22

  

  Three blind mice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  
  What the f* are they going to do? OHHHHH
• coyotes22

  

  Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  Im schizophrenic
  And so am I
• UA5straightin2008

  

  coyotes22 wrote: Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  Im schizophrenic
  And so am I

  ernest_t_bass wrote:
  
  Roses are Red
  Violets are Blue
  I'm a schizophrenic
  And so am I
  
  

  real original coyotes
• BRF

  

  Now why would a thread on poetry "piss me off"? I like to make stupid poems. I like reading stupid poems.
  
  This is NOT a stupid poem, though:
  

  Devils Advocate wrote: When things are slow
  and kind of dead
  why not start
  a stupid thead
  
  
  and when you're called
  a big asshole
  why not add
  a fucking poll.....

  +1 from BRF...............that is rich!
  
  
  
  When you go to kiss your honey
  And you find her nose is runny
  Do not think it's funny
  
  ....cause it's not!......................."snot".............................bubbles that is, swimming pools, movie stars.
• coyotes22

  

  UA5straightin2008 wrote:

  coyotes22 wrote: Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  Im schizophrenic
  And so am I

  ernest_t_bass wrote:
  
  Roses are Red
  Violets are Blue
  I'm a schizophrenic
  And so am I
  
  

  real original coyotes

  oppps.
• coyotes22

  

  Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  Pigs are fat
  And so are you