Anyone Ever Been Hypnotized?

• sherm03

  

  I downloaded a hypnosis mp3 to help me deal with some things, and I just sat through the first session this afternoon.
  
  I felt really relaxed through the whole thing. Here's to hoping it works out.
  
  Anyone else been hypnotized to help you get through something? How'd it work for you?
• gerb131

  

  It got me through a night at the Funny Bone. Dude had us quacking like ducks, walking like dogs, all sorts of stuff. I know it doesn't relate to your situation but it can definitely be done.
  Good luck with whats bothering you.
• Heretic

  

  I've watched Stir of Echoes.
  
  In other words, no. I'm not dealing with any freaky ghost shit!
• Devils Advocate

  

  About two years ago, i was at a club and this chick had a set of knockers that she shook in fornt of may face for about 5 minutes.
  
  For the next two weeks, every time I closed my eyes or blinked...all that I cout see were those knockers.
  
  I guess I was hypnotized... Or maybe it was a daywalking wet dream.
• j_crazy

  

  my aunt used it to quit smoking and swears by it. of course ever since then when the doorbell rings she takes her clothes off and pisses in her potted plants, but that's just a side effect.
• Society

  gerb131 wrote: It got me through a night at the Funny Bone. Dude had us quacking like ducks, walking like dogs, all sorts of stuff. I know it doesn't relate to your situation but it can definitely be done.
  Good luck with whats bothering you.

  You must have been there for J. Medicine Hat. If so, he puts on a damn good show.
• darbypitcher22

  

  Never. i'd be kind of scared not knowing what I was doing under somebody else's control
• sherm03

  

  gerb131 wrote: Good luck with whats bothering you.

  Thanks man. It's nothing major. Just suffering from a huge bit of writer's block and...because of that...some confidence issues. These sessions are supposed to help with my creativity and restore confidence. We'll see if it works.
• Society

  sherm03 wrote:

  gerb131 wrote: Good luck with whats bothering you.

  Thanks man. It's nothing major. Just suffering from a huge bit of writer's block and...because of that...some confidence issues. These sessions are supposed to help with my creativity and restore confidence. We'll see if it works.

  Maybe it's a sign that you just aren't that good at comedy. It definitely shows on here when you do try.
• Apple

  

  Devils Advocate wrote: About two years ago, i was at a club and this chick had a set of knockers that she shook in fornt of may face for about 5 minutes....

  Same thing kind of happened to me about 8 years ago at an OSU football party. Only for me, it made me cuss and sound like a drunken sailor... it was NOT a good thing!!!
  
  :s
  
  oh, and tippy...
  
  Keep your eyes on the watch and repeat after me... "I am not thirsty"... "I am not thirsty"... "I am not thirsty"...
  
  :rolleyes:
  
  
• sherm03

  

  Society wrote: Maybe it's a sign that you just aren't that good at comedy. It definitely shows on here when you do try.

  Well...I never even said anything about my comedy there. So thanks for making yourself look like a douchebag.
  
  The writer's block actually has nothing to do with my stand up...which, since you're so interested to know, is going pretty well right now. Clubs keep booking me, a talent agent contacted me, I'm in the process of working on a college tour with two other upcoming comics from Ohio, and Bob and Tom favorite Todd Yohn offered to take me on the road with him.
  
  I really don't give a fuck if you think I'm funny or not. I'm going to keep getting paid for it, and you're going to keep hating me (for no other reason I see than sheer jealousy). Eat a dick, Society.
• Society

  sherm03 wrote:

  Society wrote: Maybe it's a sign that you just aren't that good at comedy. It definitely shows on here when you do try.

  Well...I never even said anything about my comedy there. So thanks for making yourself look like a douchebag.
  
  The writer's block actually has nothing to do with my stand up...which, since you're so interested to know, is going pretty well right now. Clubs keep booking me, a talent agent contacted me, I'm in the process of working on a college tour with two other upcoming comics from Ohio, and Bob and Tom favorite Todd Yohn offered to take me on the road with him.
  
  I really don't give a fuck if you think I'm funny or not. I'm going to keep getting paid for it, and you're going to keep hating me (for no other reason I see than sheer jealousy). Eat a dick, Society.

  Ha Ha Ha! See...you made me laugh there. You're improving already.
• rookie_j70

  

  yeah, some guy at school came and did it. it was cool
• This_DJ_3

  i don't think i could be hypnotized because the whole time i'd be fighting it to prove that i couldn't be hypnotized
• genghis dong

  sherm03 wrote:

  Society wrote: Maybe it's a sign that you just aren't that good at comedy. It definitely shows on here when you do try.

  Well...I never even said anything about my comedy there. So thanks for making yourself look like a douchebag.
  
  The writer's block actually has nothing to do with my stand up...which, since you're so interested to know, is going pretty well right now. Clubs keep booking me, a talent agent contacted me, I'm in the process of working on a college tour with two other upcoming comics from Ohio, and Bob and Tom favorite Todd Yohn offered to take me on the road with him.
  
  I really don't give a fuck if you think I'm funny or not. I'm going to keep getting paid for it, and you're going to keep hating me (for no other reason I see than sheer jealousy). Eat a dick, Society you CUNT.

  Fixed it for you
• DeyDurkie5

  

  smoke a dooooobie, it will enlighten the creative thinking in your brizaine
• sej

  

  Unrelated to anything mentioned in here...
  
  
  
  Sherm, are you scheduled in the Dayton area any time soon?
• sherm03

  

  sej wrote: Unrelated to anything mentioned in here...
  
  
  
  Sherm, are you scheduled in the Dayton area any time soon?

  I've been trying to work things out with the Funny Bone for a weekend up there. We can't get the timing right though. If I'm available, the weekend is already booked...if he offers me a weekend, I'm already booked somewhere else.
  
  But hopefully we'll find one that works within the next couple of months and I'll be up there. I'll let you know though.
• namod65

  

  darbypitcher22 wrote: Never. i'd be kind of scared not knowing what I was doing under somebody else's control

  That's not how it works. You know exactly where you are and what you are doing, you are just so relaxed and chill that you don't care what you are doing. If you really don't want to do whatever it is you're told to do, you will break out of the trance. Everyone has a breaking point. Some people will go a lot further than others in terms of how crazy the things the will do. I've seen a male told that he was pregnant and that he had to give birth now or else, and by god he tried as hard as he could and it was hilarious, but not everyone would be able to go that far.
• derek bomar

  

  I call horse shit on hypnotizing
• Society

  genghis dong wrote:

  sherm03 wrote:

  Society wrote: Maybe it's a sign that you just aren't that good at comedy. It definitely shows on here when you do try.

  Well...I never even said anything about my comedy there. So thanks for making yourself look like a douchebag.
  
  The writer's block actually has nothing to do with my stand up...which, since you're so interested to know, is going pretty well right now. Clubs keep booking me, a talent agent contacted me, I'm in the process of working on a college tour with two other upcoming comics from Ohio, and Bob and Tom favorite Todd Yohn offered to take me on the road with him.
  
  I really don't give a fuck if you think I'm funny or not. I'm going to keep getting paid for it, and you're going to keep hating me (for no other reason I see than sheer jealousy). Eat a dick, Society you CUNT.

  Fixed it for you

  Sherm...if you don't have an opening act, you should definitely look at this guy. He's got some real potential to make you look like a comedic genius.
• sherm03

  

  derek bomar wrote: I call horse shit on hypnotizing

  I think the "show" hypnosis is far fetched. I'm not sure I believe that stuff.
  
  But hypnosis to kick addictions and for self help reasons aren't that crazy. You don't really "go under," you just feel very relaxed. The whole idea is to help change the way your subconcious works.
  For years people have played self-help tapes while they slept because it is believed you subconciously will absorb the information. I think hypnosis works on that same level.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  sherm03 wrote:

  derek bomar wrote: I call horse shit on hypnotizing

  I think the "show" hypnosis is far fetched. I'm not sure I believe that stuff.
  
  But hypnosis to kick addictions and for self help reasons aren't that crazy. You don't really "go under," you just feel very relaxed. The whole idea is to help change the way your subconcious works.
  For years people have played self-help tapes while they slept because it is believed you subconciously will absorb the information. I think hypnosis works on that same level.

  
  where do you get these done?
• genghis dong

  Society wrote:

  genghis dong wrote:

  sherm03 wrote:

  Society wrote: Maybe it's a sign that you just aren't that good at comedy. It definitely shows on here when you do try.

  Well...I never even said anything about my comedy there. So thanks for making yourself look like a douchebag.
  
  The writer's block actually has nothing to do with my stand up...which, since you're so interested to know, is going pretty well right now. Clubs keep booking me, a talent agent contacted me, I'm in the process of working on a college tour with two other upcoming comics from Ohio, and Bob and Tom favorite Todd Yohn offered to take me on the road with him.
  
  I really don't give a fuck if you think I'm funny or not. I'm going to keep getting paid for it, and you're going to keep hating me (for no other reason I see than sheer jealousy). Eat a dick, Society you CUNT.

  Fixed it for you

  Sherm...if you don't have an opening act, you should definitely look at this guy. He's got some real potential to make you look like a comedic genius.

  Not trying to be funny just think your a dick.
• Society

  genghis dong wrote:

  Society wrote:

  genghis dong wrote:

  sherm03 wrote:

  Society wrote: Maybe it's a sign that you just aren't that good at comedy. It definitely shows on here when you do try.

  Well...I never even said anything about my comedy there. So thanks for making yourself look like a douchebag.
  
  The writer's block actually has nothing to do with my stand up...which, since you're so interested to know, is going pretty well right now. Clubs keep booking me, a talent agent contacted me, I'm in the process of working on a college tour with two other upcoming comics from Ohio, and Bob and Tom favorite Todd Yohn offered to take me on the road with him.
  
  I really don't give a fuck if you think I'm funny or not. I'm going to keep getting paid for it, and you're going to keep hating me (for no other reason I see than sheer jealousy). Eat a dick, Society you CUNT.

  Fixed it for you

  Sherm...if you don't have an opening act, you should definitely look at this guy. He's got some real potential to make you look like a comedic genius.

  Not trying to be funny just think your a dick.

  Exactly, you fucking idiot.