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I'm Not Gay (seriously)

  • SnotBubbles
    ...but after eating my lunch today I'm pretty sure I could easily be convinced in to giving Ronald McDonald a blow job.

    I :heart: McDonalds.
  • OneBuckeye
    You would.
  • DeyDurkie5
    i'd put it in his dutt
  • Cleveland Buck
    Another dick thread. And you're not gay?
  • SnotBubbles
    I didn't say anything about dick.
  • LJ
    Just exactly how fat are you?
  • SnotBubbles
    lol

    I'm about 20 lbs "overweight"

    So I call it "husky."
  • Trueblue23
    Q: You know how I know you're gay?

    A: You had to start a thread telling everyone you weren't gay.
  • Cleveland Buck
    SnotBubbles wrote: I didn't say anything about dick.
    Ok. What do you think a blowjob is?
  • SnotBubbles
    Every bite I take...it's like I'm eating baby angels....
  • Con_Alma
    McDonald's is nasty food.
  • SnotBubbles
    Cleveland Buck wrote:
    SnotBubbles wrote: I didn't say anything about dick.
    Ok. What do you think a blowjob is?
    I was using it as a figure of speech to describe how much I love McDonald's. I wouldn't actually slob on a clown's cock.
  • SnotBubbles
    I'm just trying to lighten things up again. Mike Clark is ruffling everyone's feathers.
  • THE4RINGZ
    Why Ronald? Why not Mayor McCheese? See I am fat and nobody wants us, not even a closet flamer like somebody here.

    Is it the red hair? Is that what makes you want him so much?
  • SnotBubbles
    I'd be the entire "McDonald's Crew's" whore. They could toss me around like a sack of potatoes!
  • GoChiefs
    SnotBubbles wrote: I wouldn't actually slob on a clown's cock.
    So you'd require him to take off the face paint first?
  • SnotBubbles
    Haha...I'm leaving this thread and never coming back.
  • LJ
  • sjmvsfscs08
    SnotBubbles wrote: I wouldn't actually slob on a clown's cock.
    You're missing out..... :D
  • derek bomar
    mcdonalds is so disgusting
  • Trueblue23
    I used to be able to eat McDonald's 24/7 when I was like 16.. not anymore though!
  • SnotBubbles
    Try the Angus Mushroom Swiss Third Pounder. It has brought McDonald's back into the light for me.
  • DeyDurkie5
    Mcdonalds is definately awesome..somethign about their nuggets and barbeque sauce
  • Heretic
    SnotBubbles wrote: Try the Angus Mushroom Swiss Third Pounder. It has brought McDonald's back into the light for me.
    I'd agree. The angus burgers are surprisingly edible, which puts them miles ahead of that place's usual fare. Since I live in a small town, McD's and Subway are my only fast-ish food options unless I want to drive 7 miles (Wendy's), 13 miles (Taco Bell, Arbys) or 18+ miles (a larger town with many options). Which makes it nice that they've designed a burger I actually have some desire to eat.
  • Fab1b
    Snot - Try the Liberace on rye :)