What do have to sneak?

• ytownfootball

  

  A smoke?
  
  Money from the old lady's purse?
  
  A beer when she ain't looking?
  
  
  My sneaking days are over but there are times where I probably should have snuck instead.
  
  What do you sneak?
• UA5straightin2008

  

  a dip
  
  parents dont know, gf thinks i quit
• sleeper

  

  I sneak my P into your mom's V all the time
• ytownfootball

  

  sleeper wrote: I sneak my P into your mom's V all the time

  no wonder she always seems so disappointed....
• Heretic

  

  When I'd go home for break in college, I occasionally snuck some green around my parents. And during my dumb days around that time, I'd shoplift minor things (when I had my ear pierced, I NEVER bought an earring), but I haven't done that in well over a decade.
  
  The closest thing to sneaking I do now is all the net surfing/non-work stuff I do at work.
• SnotBubbles

  I'm guilty of all 3 of those examples in the OP.
  
  Now I sneak my son's fruit snacks, the twins' bottled water and outside for chores to get peace and quiet.
  
  Funny how things change when you have kids.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  An additional beer every now and then when she is taking a shower.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Sneak on the huddle, when I should be working.
  
  When I drank, I would sneak an extra beer ALL the time.
• j_crazy

  

  Sechs on the side
• power i

  

  I sneak chocolate. I have a hidden stash that only me and my girls know about.
• Tiernan

  other pussy past my GF
• SnotBubbles

  Tiernan wrote: other pussy past my GF

  I hope your girlfriend doesn't have access to the internet.
• Tiernan

  ^^^
  no problem....bimbo wouldn't know how to turn a computer on.
• Con_Alma

  If I have to sneak anything I'm around the wrong people and/or are doing the wrong things.
  
  Something would need to change.