Hiding a Stiffy

• SnotBubbles

  How do you do it? If you're at work or class or something.
  
  Need advice quick...meeting in 10.
• Trueblue23

  

  Flip it up into your waistband. It hides it, and it feels great. Almost blew a load into my bellybutton once.
• Fab4Runner

  

  4. texas belt buckle
  
  A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.
  
  Although there is another, more popular definition for Texas belt buckle that I'll hopefully never see.
• SnotBubbles

  What if I can't reach my waistband/line?
• Trueblue23

  

  Then you don't have to worry about it sticking out because no one will notice lmao
• Darkon

  

  SnotBubbles wrote: What if I can't reach my waistband/line?

  LOL
• HitsRus

  

  what the hell do you want to hide it for.
• ts1227

  

  Waistband works until it goes away, then it hurts like a motherfucker as the waistband starts to dig into it. It becomes vulnerable once its soft.
• Fab1b

  

  I am laughing so hard (no pun there) I'm crying!!
• 4cards

  

  SnotBubbles wrote: How do you do it? If you're at work or class or something.
  
  Need advice quick...meeting in 10.

  ...want your chubby to go away. Picture yourself naked with a boner & fab4runner looking at you and laughing at your 'lack of gerth" and your woody will disappear!
• SnotBubbles

  4cards wrote: ...want your chubby to go away. Picture yourself naked with a boner & fab4runner looking at you and laughing at your 'lack of gerth" and your woody will disappear!

  Okay, so I tried this and the thought of me being naked and fab looking at me made my stiffy even harder. I'm over an hour late for my meeting now. Thanks a lot jerks. :dodgy:
• SnotBubbles

  BTW...when I say "fab" I mean "fab1b"....not "fab4runner."
• Fab1b

  

  I don't want you picturing me while you have a chubby, thank you!!
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I usually just tape my junk to my knee before leaving for work thus avoiding such an embarassing moment.
  
  (I am a little surprised it took this long for someone to say something along these lines.)
• Trueblue23

  

  And this will turn into a penis size thread now haha
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I just let it fly.
• fortfan

  Fab4Runner wrote: Although there is another, more popular definition for Texas belt buckle that I'll hopefully never see.

  I couldn't even imagine this........
  
  If it is still there in 3 hours-you need to go to the doctor.
• SnotBubbles

  It just dawned on me....I've started two threads about dicks today. Maybe I do have serious issues....
• majorspark

  

  SnotBubbles wrote: It just dawned on me....I've started two threads about dicks today. Maybe I do have serious issues....

  Its a clear sign that you are gay.
• bigdaddy2003

  

  SnotBubbles wrote: It just dawned on me....I've started two threads about dicks today. Maybe I do have serious issues....

  Yeah, maybe you better stop eating dick shaped foods also.
• SnotBubbles

  "You know how many foods are shaped like dicks?.......the BEST kinds!"
• berry

  Remove the batteries and put it in the sock drawer.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  ccrunner609 wrote: I figured Ernest would of started this thread.

  There you are.
• hasbeen

  

  Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
• Fab1b

  

  ^ha ha ha ha ha