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Do you crumple or fold the TP???

  • Mr. 300
    Are you a dainty wiper or git er done wiper???
  • Trueblue23
    Gotta fold man.. don't wanna risk a finger slippin thru into the puddin!
  • j_crazy
    bidet
  • Trueblue23
    j_crazy wrote: bidet
    Dude..

    I mean..
  • j_crazy


    What, I like warm water on my butt, plus no TP dingleberries. It's boss dude, try it.
  • Trueblue23
    j_crazy wrote:

    What, I like warm water on my butt, plus no TP dingleberries. It's boss dude, try it.
    I'm good on that man. To each his own I guess.
  • Fab1b
    Wet wipes!!
  • LJ
    depends on how my day is going... obviously
  • FatHobbit
    I always fold.

    My girlfriend's mom has a bidet. I don't know how to use it, but I was afraid to ask. lol
  • vball10set
    crumple--or use a terry cloth towel :p
  • ernest_t_bass
    I kinds treat TP like dental floss. Wrap some around each hand and 'squeaky, squeaky, squeaky,' back and forth, and it's all clean. A little messy for the wife to clean up, but it gets the job done!
  • Fab1b
    If I am at your house I may use your shower curtain!
  • Foul Tip
    I use the Russian shirt tail method.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    Trueblue23 wrote:
    j_crazy wrote: bidet
    Dude..

    I mean..
  • Crew Love
    Fold.

    To me, this is like asking if you cut your sandwiches in half with a knife or tear them with your bare hands.

    Crumpling is for barbarians.
  • darbypitcher22
    crumple
  • bcubed
    fold and wipe with authority!
  • Stiffman
    Triple square. Repeat until clean.
  • Cleveland Buck
    Oh good. It's been a few weeks since we had an ass wiping thread. It's been long overdue.
  • Fab1b
  • Stiffman
    Cleveland Buck wrote: Oh good. It's been a few weeks since we had an ass wiping thread. It's been long overdue.
    So true. Normally, we're just full of ass kissing threads. This is a very welcome change. :)