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I Went to the Circus Today

  • ernest_t_bass
    First off, NO POLLS on this thread :D I promise.

    I went to the circus today, dropped $70, and my wife, daughter and I had a good time. It was great to see my daughter laugh like that and enjoy herself the way she did.

    Is this wrong of me? ...

    There was a guy doing the wheel thing, where he walks on the outside of this wheel as it goes 60 feet (or more) in the air. The whole time I was watching, my heart was beating pretty hard, as I was afraid he would plummet to his certain death. I was scared for him... I did not want to see him get injured.

    Now...

    When the chick was in the cage with 6 tigers, I kinda wanted the tigers to flip out on her and maul her. No joke. I don't know why I did, but I did.

    Is this wrong?
  • Cleveland Buck
  • baseballstud24
    That you wanted to see a girl pulvarized? Yea...that's a little loco
  • ernest_t_bass
    Cleveland. Very clever response. Win.
  • UA5straightin2008
    ^^lol

    yeah kind of f'ed up
  • ernest_t_bass
    I think I was rooting more for the tigers, than against her. I think that it just means, psychologically, that I belong in PETA.
  • Cleveland Buck
    In all seriousness, I don't give a shit. I don't know for a fact that no one does. Maybe someone does. And if the chick was fat and/or ugly, it is only natural to want to see her eaten by tigers.
  • ernest_t_bass
    OK, I laughed at that one. HEHE... fat chicks.
  • THE4RINGZ
    Hell no it's not fucked up. If the animals don't win every once in a while people will stop going to events like that. I mean how lame is it if you always know the humans will win? Christ, just stay home and watch television then. If there is a chance to see a wild animal mauling, I want first row seats even if I have to pay more for them. Thus furthering the recovery from this recession we find ourselves in.

    I'll take the tigers -1 if possible.

    $70 to see your daughter smile and laugh..money well spent.
  • THE4RINGZ
    The tigers and gravity = The Washington Generals unless there is some blood shed.
  • skank
    ernest_t_bass wrote: First off, NO POLLS on this thread :D I promise.

    I went to the circus today, dropped $70, and my wife, daughter and I had a good time. It was great to see my daughter laugh like that and enjoy herself the way she did.

    Is this wrong of me? ...

    There was a guy doing the wheel thing, where he walks on the outside of this wheel as it goes 60 feet (or more) in the air. The whole time I was watching, my heart was beating pretty hard, as I was afraid he would plummet to his certain death. I was scared for him... I did not want to see him get injured.

    Now...

    When the chick was in the cage with 6 tigers, I kinda wanted the tigers to flip out on her and maul her. No joke. I don't know why I did, but I did.

    Is this wrong?

    I can't believe this....No, really, it's truely unbelieveable....You have a wife?
  • skank
    Or is that just slang for your...."significant other"?
  • ernest_t_bass
    skank wrote:I can't believe this....No, really, it's truely unbelieveable....You have a wife?
    Reminds me of the All State commercial.

    However, once again... nice try skank.
  • Tigerfan00
  • sherm03
    Kinda screwed up thinking...but I don't judge. I've probably thought way worse stuff during my lifetime.

    As a side note...I don't think I'll ever be able to take my kids to the circus. Clowns freak me out...and I have trouble even looking at them without almost losing my shit.
  • UA5straightin2008
    yeah ive heard worse...

    my friends brother said the other day "if you saw a baby laying on the ground by a fire, wouldnt you just want to kick him in it?"
  • baseballstud24
    ^^^ Good Lord
  • UA5straightin2008
    i know, right?
  • ernest_t_bass
    Dynamite drop in, tigerfan. Well said. 10 internets to you. Good job. Win.
  • hang_loose
    ernest_t, Sounds like you are afraid of heights? What would you rather do.....The cats in the cage or the wheel???..............Just curious.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Cats.

    I am afraid of heights. Add in centrifugal motion, and I'm terrified.
  • hang_loose
    So a high wire act from you is out of the question???? Remember, some "cats" play with their mice a long time before lights out.

    Also I heard clowns only get you when your asleep..................
  • darbypitcher22
    i think I would have been in the same mindset
  • Chesapeake
    ernest_t_bass wrote: There was a guy doing the wheel thing, where he walks on the outside of this wheel as it goes 60 feet (or more) in the air. The whole time I was watching, my heart was beating pretty hard, as I was afraid he would plummet to his certain death. I was scared for him... I did not want to see him get injured.
    When I was 4-5 years old "1980-1981" we went to the circus in Charleston, WV and a guy was shot out of a cannon then missed the net.

    Splat!
  • Foul Tip
    Women are like the circus.

    They get bigger and better every year.