Dating a Muslim chic

• Nate

  If he knows you are an EE, he will have you making bombs in no time. Can you make one to strap to his chest?
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Fly4Fun wrote:
  Putting in WAAAAAAY too much thought and belief into a thread started by Zwick.
  
  Step away for a second, realize it's Zwick, then re-evaluate the amount of thought you should put towards something he's posted.

  lol.. do you ever realize how stupid you sound when it comes to your blind hatred for me? You know I have people on here who know me and would call me out right? I never say anything to you b/c I know the type of guy I'm dealing with... but damn dude ur over the top wit it.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Heretic wrote:

  ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: I guess what im asking is.. whats the chances her dad kills me?

  I say you should act like there is no chance he'll kill you, flaunt everything you're doing to his little girl in front of him and see what happens.
  
  And before you comment I'm a hater, I'm not. I'm just curious as to if he would kill you and feel the best way of finding out would be for you to push him to his limits.

  I only called justin "hater" b/c gay gets old .
• darbypitcher22

  

  I don't think he'll kill you. I mean, he may be blaming the fact she doesn't practice anymore on you because its convenient... you're American, she's Muslim, it all makes sense in his mind.
  
  Just make sure she's not some Stage 5 like Pauly D had following him around the boardwalk....oh wait, that chick was a Jew. You're good.
• Angel

  Where do you come up with this stuff?
  
  I don't buy it.
• ytownfootball

  

  In related news....
  
  http://www.vindy.com/news/2010/jan/23/man-accused-of-beheading-wife-claims-she/
• Angel

  ytownfootball wrote: In related news....
  
  http://www.vindy.com/news/2010/jan/23/man-accused-of-beheading-wife-claims-she/

  Scary stuff.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Angel wrote: Where do you come up with this stuff?
  
  I don't buy it.

  thats fine.
• heel023

  

  sjmvsfscs08 wrote: Convert her, then dump her.
  
  I've known a few Iranians in my day. He was a former Iranian soccer player for their Olympic team or something, the dude was a badass.....yet equally crazy. I definitely would buy some life insurance hahahah The only Muslim girl I'd ever get with would have to be Lebanese or Turkish, they tend to be more moderate as a whole.
  
  
  EDIT: Now that I think about it, I've met a few crazy Lebanese Muslims too, I guess the sane ones the French converted. I coach football, and we had a kid who was a devout Muslim and Lebanese-American, his parents and family had moved over in the early 1980 during the civil war. Well his uncle murdered his wife, and apparently the wife's family was "connected" back in Lebanon and their whole family pledged to kill his entire family as revenge. I guess they were in the process of getting passports and whatnot and planning to come over to the states and just go ape shit. He ended up quitting the football team in week seven because his family didn't want him to leave the house for fear he'd be killed. Freaky shit. I'm fairly certain they ended up moving to avoid repercussions.

  That's some crazy shit.
• gerb131

  

  I would roll with it for as long as you can then cut all ties. Did you give her your real name, place of residence? If you did and her dad is as crazy as you say, you could be in for a long ride.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Ya shes been to my house. Shes a young girl though so she should be pretty elastic.
• gerb131

  

  Mmmm well I guess the deal sealer would be belly dancing. I love belly dancers!!! And hope she doesn't curse your johnson, I saw this oriental girl for a few months and I swear mine smelled like noodles for weeks after she was gone.
• thedynasty1998

  

  I think Zwick is even more full of shit every time he starts a thread about some girl that he's dating.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  thedynasty1998 wrote: I think Zwick is even more full of shit every time he starts a thread about some girl that he's dating.

  
• Free_is_better

  Pics of said Muslim.
• CinciX12

  

  Free_is_better wrote: Pics of said Muslim.

  
  
  I kid I kid
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Free_is_better wrote: Pics of said Muslim.

  u can pm me if u want a pic. I'm not puttin her on here for all the lame asses to jerk off to.
• sherm03

  

  Keep porking. Her dad isn't going to do anything.
• Al Capone

  Have you ever thought that maybe she's using you so she can get on the freehuddle and blow herself up?:@
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Al Capone wrote: Have you ever thought that maybe she's using you so she can get on the freehuddle and blow herself up?:@

  no, that had never occurred to me.
• Fly4Fun

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:

  Fly4Fun wrote:
  Putting in WAAAAAAY too much thought and belief into a thread started by Zwick.
  
  Step away for a second, realize it's Zwick, then re-evaluate the amount of thought you should put towards something he's posted.

  lol.. do you ever realize how stupid you sound when it comes to your blind hatred for me? You know I have people on here who know me and would call me out right? I never say anything to you b/c I know the type of guy I'm dealing with... but damn dude ur over the top wit it.

  Do you realize how stupid you sound if you think I hate you.... I don't hate you because I don't know you. Even if I did know you, unless you were a complete ass, I wouldn't hate you probably.
  
  I'm a pretty easy going guy in real life...
  
  I'm actually confused why you think I hate you. I just think you're the kind of guy where it's not worth taking anything you say seriously... that doesn't mean I hate you.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Fly4Fun wrote:
  
  Do you realize how stupid you sound if you think I hate you.... I don't hate you because I don't know you. Even if I did know you, unless you were a complete ass, I wouldn't hate you probably.
  
  I'm a pretty easy going guy in real life...
  
  I'm actually confused why you think I hate you. I just think you're the kind of guy where it's not worth taking anything you say seriously... that doesn't mean I hate you.

  homey u follow every thread an say the same thing.. it's exactly what u r lol
• Fly4Fun

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:

  Fly4Fun wrote:
  
  Do you realize how stupid you sound if you think I hate you.... I don't hate you because I don't know you. Even if I did know you, unless you were a complete ass, I wouldn't hate you probably.
  
  I'm a pretty easy going guy in real life...
  
  I'm actually confused why you think I hate you. I just think you're the kind of guy where it's not worth taking anything you say seriously... that doesn't mean I hate you.

  homey u follow every thread an say the same thing.. it's exactly what u r lol

  I don't follow every thread... and I definitely don't comment on every one. I read your threads because they can be entertaining (not necessarily you but the responses you elicit). Trust me, I have no ill-will towards you. I was just telling Upper not to get too worked up about what you say, it's definitely not worth taking what you say seriously... as it goes for most people on here.
  
  There are very few people that I would take seriously on this site... the truth of the situation is that animosity and ill-will are born from ignorance. When you can't really talk to and understand a person in a face to face situation you don't really understand them. You can't hear how they talk and what their voice inflection implies in what they are saying. You can't really get to know someone through the mindless chatter on here... it's not worth putting too much stock into anything on here.
  
  For example, quite a few people think I'm an argumentative ass who is negative a lot of the time. If you met me in real life you would see I'm extremely jovial and don't really have ill-will towards anyone. I'll argue points in real life, but I do it for the entertainment of having an interesting conversation and making myself and others re-evaluate their positions. On here without seeing that I'm constantly smiling and most everything I say is a joke... people tend to think otherwise... I can't help it so I don't worry that people think it.
  
  So once again, I don't hate you because I don't know you. I just wouldn't take anything you say too seriously.
• Upper90

  As an aside, I was far from "worked up".
  
  Just inquiring.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Fly4Fun wrote:

  ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:

  Fly4Fun wrote:
  
  Do you realize how stupid you sound if you think I hate you.... I don't hate you because I don't know you. Even if I did know you, unless you were a complete ass, I wouldn't hate you probably.
  
  I'm a pretty easy going guy in real life...
  
  I'm actually confused why you think I hate you. I just think you're the kind of guy where it's not worth taking anything you say seriously... that doesn't mean I hate you.

  homey u follow every thread an say the same thing.. it's exactly what u r lol

  I don't follow every thread... and I definitely don't comment on every one. I read your threads because they can be entertaining (not necessarily you but the responses you elicit). Trust me, I have no ill-will towards you. I was just telling Upper not to get too worked up about what you say, it's definitely not worth taking what you say seriously... as it goes for most people on here.
  
  There are very few people that I would take seriously on this site... the truth of the situation is that animosity and ill-will are born from ignorance. When you can't really talk to and understand a person in a face to face situation you don't really understand them. You can't hear how they talk and what their voice inflection implies in what they are saying. You can't really get to know someone through the mindless chatter on here... it's not worth putting too much stock into anything on here.
  
  For example, quite a few people think I'm an argumentative ass who is negative a lot of the time. If you met me in real life you would see I'm extremely jovial and don't really have ill-will towards anyone. I'll argue points in real life, but I do it for the entertainment of having an interesting conversation and making myself and others re-evaluate their positions. On here without seeing that I'm constantly smiling and most everything I say is a joke... people tend to think otherwise... I can't help it so I don't worry that people think it.
  
  So once again, I don't hate you because I don't know you. I just wouldn't take anything you say too seriously.

  and once again... there's people on here who know me.. who I've dated and who I've lived with while in college and went to high school with.. and then there's u who doesn't know me, but feels compelled to say I'm lying about shit that's frankly not even worth lying about lol. I just don't get it i guess.