What is your fine?
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mallymal614I saw a bunch of people post this on their facebook status, so I had to bring it here lol. This is what you do.
You tally the fine for the activities you have done from the list below.
Smoked pot -- 10$
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 -
mallymal614My fine is $230
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UA5straightin2008$365.50
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June18$260.50
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ZWICK 4 PREZ$335.10
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Gardens35485
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Fab1b710.60 I must be horrible!!
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Laley23$640.60
Thats not good lol. I need to cut back on the sex and drinking! -
Stiffman$485.60
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This_DJ_3thanks Fab, i feel like a decent guy after seeing yours...545.60
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GoChiefs$295.50
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justincredible$340.60
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DarkonHope I don't have to pay!
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Early CuylerAbout tree fitty
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j_crazy385.5
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Laley23How do people not end with .50 or .60?? Have you all NEVER peed in a pool?!?!
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Darkon
I was thinking the same thing.Laley23 wrote: How do people not end with .50 or .60?? Have you all NEVER peed in a pool?!?! -
Gardens35
I've modified mine to 485.60 for you.Darkon wrote:
I was thinking the same thing.Laley23 wrote: How do people not end with .50 or .60?? Have you all NEVER peed in a pool?!?! -
MrPoke$670
Instead of adding $.10 for every person I just added 5 bucks, probably how those numbers came up. -
Fly4Fun350.60
Some of the fines didn't seem appropriately calibrated. Also, I'm really surprised with the lack of ".50" or ".60"
I don't think people are being honest with themselves -
Scarlet_Fever435.60
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JTizzle313.50 Not bad I guess was kind of scared to tally it up after I read the questions.
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wizecracker370.60
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This_DJ_3most of mine is because i've hosed alot of chicks in different places and different ways...so i'm not too upset, i'll pay the pimp fine
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tk421$10.50. I'm sure you can guess which two I did.