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What is your fine?

  • mallymal614
    I saw a bunch of people post this on their facebook status, so I had to bring it here lol. This is what you do.

    You tally the fine for the activities you have done from the list below.

    Smoked pot -- 10$
    Did acid -- $5
    Ever had sex at church -- $25
    Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
    Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
    Had sex for money -- $100
    Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
    Vandalized something -- $20
    Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
    Beat up someone -- $20
    Been jumped -- $10
    Crossed dressed -- $10
    Given money to stripper -- $25
    Been in love with a stripper -- $20
    Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
    Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
    Ever drive drunk -- $20
    Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
    Used toys while having sex -- $30
    Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
    Went skinny dipping -- $5
    Had sex in a pool -- $20
    Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
    Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
    Masturbated -- $10
    Done oral -- $5
    Got oral -- $5
    Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
    Stole something -- $10
    Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
    Made a nasty home video -- $15
    Had a threesome -- $50
    Had sex in the wild -- $20
    Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
    Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
    Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
    Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
    Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
    Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
    Went streaking -- $5
    Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
    Been arrested -- $5
    Spent time in jail -- $15
    Peed in the pool -- $0.50
    Played spin the bottle -- $5
    Done something you regret -- $20
    Had sex with your best friend -- $20
    Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
    Had anal sex -- $80
    Lied to your mate -- $5
    Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
  • mallymal614
    My fine is $230 :)
  • UA5straightin2008
    $365.50
  • June18
    $260.50
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    $335.10
  • Gardens35
    485
  • Fab1b
    710.60 I must be horrible!! :)
  • Laley23
    $640.60

    Thats not good lol. I need to cut back on the sex and drinking!
  • Stiffman
    $485.60
  • This_DJ_3
    thanks Fab, i feel like a decent guy after seeing yours...545.60
  • GoChiefs
    $295.50
  • justincredible
    $340.60
  • Darkon
    Hope I don't have to pay!
    $605.60
  • Early Cuyler
    About tree fitty
  • j_crazy
    385.5
  • Laley23
    How do people not end with .50 or .60?? Have you all NEVER peed in a pool?!?!
  • Darkon
    Laley23 wrote: How do people not end with .50 or .60?? Have you all NEVER peed in a pool?!?!
    I was thinking the same thing.
  • Gardens35
    Darkon wrote:
    Laley23 wrote: How do people not end with .50 or .60?? Have you all NEVER peed in a pool?!?!
    I was thinking the same thing.
    I've modified mine to 485.60 for you.
  • MrPoke
    $670

    Instead of adding $.10 for every person I just added 5 bucks, probably how those numbers came up.
  • Fly4Fun
    350.60

    Some of the fines didn't seem appropriately calibrated. Also, I'm really surprised with the lack of ".50" or ".60"

    I don't think people are being honest with themselves ;)
  • Scarlet_Fever
    435.60
  • JTizzle
    313.50 Not bad I guess was kind of scared to tally it up after I read the questions.
  • wizecracker
    370.60
  • This_DJ_3
    most of mine is because i've hosed alot of chicks in different places and different ways...so i'm not too upset, i'll pay the pimp fine
  • tk421
    $10.50. I'm sure you can guess which two I did.