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Terrible Movies........THAT ARE COMPLETELY AWESOME!!!

  • wes_mantooth
    gut wrote: Anything with Steven Seagal in it!
    I love the old "braindead" Seagal and Arnold movies from the 80's. Hard to Kill, Under Siege, Commando, etc. I love that Seagal, Arny, and Stallone spoke as little as possible, but had high body counts.:D

    EDIT: I feel bad for leaving out Jean-Claude and his awesomely bad movies like Lionheart and Bloodsport.
  • gut
    wes_mantooth wrote: I love the old "braindead" Seagal and Arnold movies from the 80's. Hard to Kill, Under Siege, Commando, etc. I love that Seagal, Arny, and Stallone spoke as little as possible, but had high body counts.:D
    I always liked that Seagal never messed around or got cute. He just broke the guy's arm or knee cap...or teeth...and moved on.
  • gut
    wes_mantooth wrote:
    EDIT: I feel bad for leaving out Jean-Claude and his awesomely bad movies like Lionheart and Bloodsport.
    Jean-Claude deserves special mention for blatant and improper abuse of slow motion effects
  • september63
    rip34 wrote: To revoke my man card........ Ghost
    If you replied Ghost? I doubt you ever got ur man card!!
  • wes_mantooth
    gut wrote:
    wes_mantooth wrote:
    EDIT: I feel bad for leaving out Jean-Claude and his awesomely bad movies like Lionheart and Bloodsport.
    Jean-Claude deserves special mention for blatant and improper abuse of slow motion effects
  • osudarby08
    BigAppleBuckeye wrote: Grandma's Boy! That movie rocks.

    Grandma's Boy is hilarious and not that terrible of a movie.
  • pmoney25
    Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon



    Complete with 80's Montage

    And the inspiration behind my avatar, the one and only Mother F'N Shogun of Harlem

  • Benny The Jet
    King Kong Lives...sooooo bad, but love it. Found it on ebay and bought it.
  • O-Trap
    Transporter
    Transporter 2
    (pretty much anything with Jason Statham in it ... except for the Italian Job remake, with which I was pleasantly surprised)

    Shoot 'Em Up (Clive Owen)
  • pmoney25


    Masters of the Universe- I probably watched this a thousand times when I was young

    Ivan Drago as He-Man
  • Timber
    Gotta go with Porky's... A true classic! Yet I think it would fall into this category.

    "Porky... the boys from Angel Beach are here"
  • ZeroCool
    fifth element-terrible but i watch every time its on

    27 dresses-man card revoked
  • Scarlet_Buckeye
    Not Another Teen Movie

    and

    Freddy Got Fingered

    for sure
  • killdeer
    Porky's is probably the classic answer to this thread.
    Even when it was a new movie..."way back when"...when I was in high school, we went to it, knowing, this is a "BAD" movie but it is really funny!
    I'm a big 0ld adult n0w, but ...when I catch it on cable...it is still really funny!
  • rmolin73
    Horrible Up The Academy

    Mancard revokable The Notebook
  • 2kool4skool
    Conversation begins and ends with

  • gut
    killdeer wrote: Porky's is probably the classic answer to this thread.
    3 Porky's movies cannot possibly trump Seagal's entire body of work
  • Swamp Fox
    I completely forgot about Porky's. The meeting in the principal's office was one of the funniest moments I have ever witnessed in any film. Miss Ballbreaker is hilarious.
  • oldtriple
    Come guys you are missing the most awesome worst movie ever made:

    "Tremors"
  • Thunder70
    oldtriple wrote: Come guys you are missing the most awesome worst movie ever made:

    "Tremors"
    YES!
  • fortfan
    50 First Dates
  • BuckeyeBlue
    Gotta agree with the Snakes on a Plane nomination.

    Man Card Revokable - P.S. I Love You
  • Squirmydog
    Krush Groove. Lousy movie that sent the rap genre into the stratasphere. Silly bad plot. Marginal acting. Outstanding music.
  • enigmaax
    Flesh Gordon
  • Websurfinbird
    enigmaax wrote: Flesh Gordon
    I assume that wasn't a typo and referred to the pornoriffic parody of Flash Gordon. :D