How it really goes down
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
Sage is havin his normal day ... eatin his moms food and playin S&L in COD online.
His moms bitchin at him cuz his 23 y/o ass is still spongin off her with no end in site.
"god damnit Sage.. ur just like ur dad is... lazier than fuck.. I dunno how u ended up like him when u never met him."
"Go down to the library and use the computer for a few hours.. mommy's got a friend coming over and I told him I don't have any kids"
dejected, Sage gathers himself off the floor and heads to the public library where he can do his 2nd favorite thing... troll on the internet.
Sage finds an open terminal, logs on to free huddle, see's a thread by Zwick 4 Prez and clicks as fast as he can, thinks to himself "I fuckin love this dude.. I wish he didn't hate bastard kids from Marion
.. I'll start another thread to get his attention and wait from him to respond and jerk off to every word he types"
Sage dives into it... "If I say something about Massillon, he'll have to respond.. i just know it! I'll add something about drugs too cuz I know he's expecting me to lie about that. There's no way he won't respond to this."
Sage hears his cellphone ring.. it's his mom. He doesn't answer it.. too busy refreshing Free huddle page to see if Zwick wrote back to him yet. It rings two more times and Sage figures he better answer it or he'll be sleeping at grandmas house tonight.
"Motherfucker, I'm paying for this phone so you better answer when I call the first time... Mommy's friend left, you can come home now.. stop by the gas station and get me a pack of cigarettes and see if you can find a coat hanger in the alley behind our apartment.. we only have plastic ones and they will only give a baby brain damage, not abort it... I learned that with you. I need to have these damn guys come over closer to the first of the month when I can afford condoms. .......knock before you come in first to make sure"
Sage reluctantly logs off the library computer.. didn't even get to see his hero Zwick respond to him...
Luckily the library opens up at 8 am tomorrow morning. -
skank
She started dialing before I even left. -
skank
I lol'd at this line.ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: Sage is havin his normal day ... eatin his moms food and playin S&L in COD online.
His moms bitchin at him cuz his 23 y/o ass is still spongin off her with no end in site.
"god damnit Sage.. ur just like ur dad is... lazier than fuck.. I dunno how u ended up like him when u never met him."
"Go down to the library and use the computer for a few hours.. mommy's got a friend coming over and I told him I don't have any kids"
dejected, Sage gathers himself off the floor and heads to the public library where he can do his 2nd favorite thing... troll on the internet.
Sage finds an open terminal, logs on to free huddle, see's a thread by Zwick 4 Prez and clicks as fast as he can, thinks to himself "I fuckin love this dude.. I wish he didn't hate bastard kids from Marion .. I'll start another thread to get his attention and wait from him to respond and jerk off to every word he types"
Sage dives into it... "If I say something about Massillon, he'll have to respond.. i just know it! I'll add something about drugs too cuz I know he's expecting me to lie about that. There's no way he won't respond to this."
Sage hears his cellphone ring.. it's his mom. He doesn't answer it.. too busy refreshing Free huddle page to see if Zwick wrote back to him yet. It rings two more times and Sage figures he better answer it or he'll be sleeping at grandmas house tonight.
"Motherfucker, I'm paying for this phone so you better answer when I call the first time... Mommy's friend left, you can come home now.. stop by the gas station and get me a pack of cigarettes and see if you can find a coat hanger in the alley behind our apartment.. we only have plastic ones and they will only give a baby brain damage, not abort it... I learned that with you. I need to have these damn guys come over closer to the first of the month when I can afford condoms. .......knock before you come in first to make sure"
Sage reluctantly logs off the library computer.. didn't even get to see his hero Zwick respond to him...
Luckily the library opens up at 8 am tomorrow morning. -
Sage
I give it one thumb up. -Points for swagger jacking my picture game. -
dancinbearbored zwick? no girls to play with tonight?
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september63
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skank
You would give it two, but the other one is up your ass?
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september63
Great response!!
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Society
Just because you are too damn retarded to pick one line.skank wrote:
I lol'd at this line.ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: Sage is havin his normal day ... eatin his moms food and playin S&L in COD online.
His moms bitchin at him cuz his 23 y/o ass is still spongin off her with no end in site.
"god damnit Sage.. ur just like ur dad is... lazier than fuck.. I dunno how u ended up like him when u never met him."
"Go down to the library and use the computer for a few hours.. mommy's got a friend coming over and I told him I don't have any kids"
dejected, Sage gathers himself off the floor and heads to the public library where he can do his 2nd favorite thing... troll on the internet.
Sage finds an open terminal, logs on to free huddle, see's a thread by Zwick 4 Prez and clicks as fast as he can, thinks to himself "I fuckin love this dude.. I wish he didn't hate bastard kids from Marion .. I'll start another thread to get his attention and wait from him to respond and jerk off to every word he types"
Sage dives into it... "If I say something about Massillon, he'll have to respond.. i just know it! I'll add something about drugs too cuz I know he's expecting me to lie about that. There's no way he won't respond to this."
Sage hears his cellphone ring.. it's his mom. He doesn't answer it.. too busy refreshing Free huddle page to see if Zwick wrote back to him yet. It rings two more times and Sage figures he better answer it or he'll be sleeping at grandmas house tonight.
"Motherfucker, I'm paying for this phone so you better answer when I call the first time... Mommy's friend left, you can come home now.. stop by the gas station and get me a pack of cigarettes and see if you can find a coat hanger in the alley behind our apartment.. we only have plastic ones and they will only give a baby brain damage, not abort it... I learned that with you. I need to have these damn guys come over closer to the first of the month when I can afford condoms. .......knock before you come in first to make sure"
Sage reluctantly logs off the library computer.. didn't even get to see his hero Zwick respond to him...
Luckily the library opens up at 8 am tomorrow morning. -
september63
All capital letters doesnt make anything more true, or any more funny. FYI!!
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skank
No you fucking twit, it was all funny, listen, if I'm going to have to explain everything to some of you morons out there, I'm gonna expect a little cash reward
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skank
Show me where I used all caps, idiot. Do you wear a helmet?september63 wrote: All capital letters dont make anything more true, or any more funny. FYI!! -
ernest_t_bass
LOL, you and Darby, both drooling over Zwick.skank wrote: You would give it two, but the other one is up your ass?
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september63
Relax princess!! I was referring to Zwicks original post!!skank wrote:
Show me where I used all caps, idiot. Do you wear a helmet?september63 wrote: All capital letters dont make anything more true, or any more funny. FYI!! -
skank
Why sure you were. Yeah, that's it....you were refering to the post that didn't have any "all caps" in it either. Nice try.
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skank
What's funny is he used the words sage and library in the same sentence.
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september63
OK, not all caps!! Just 2" letters that made the post a mile long!! Sage still wins this one Massillon girlies.skank wrote: Why sure you were. Yeah, that's it....you were refering to the post that didn't have any "all caps" in it either. Nice try. -
skank
Thank you for admitting you were lying earlier, and in order to "win", I believe you have to spell the name of the city your slamming correctly in the title. Massillion is NOT a city in Ohio.september63 wrote:
OK, not all caps!! Just 2" letters that made the post a mile long!! Sage still wins this one Massillon girlies.skank wrote: Why sure you were. Yeah, that's it....you were refering to the post that didn't have any "all caps" in it either. Nice try. -
september63
LMAO!! You and Zwick got so pummeled by Sage this night, you are resorting to typos? Also, referring to me as a liar? HeHe
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skank
Here, you say you were "referring to Zwicks original post."september63 wrote:
Relax princess!! I was referring to Zwicks original post!!skank wrote:
Show me where I used all caps, idiot. Do you wear a helmet?september63 wrote: All capital letters dont make anything more true, or any more funny. FYI!! -
skank
Yet HERE....you admit you were talking about the 2" letters that I posted. Now you're lying about lying. Sad.september63 wrote:
OK, not all caps!! Just 2" letters that made the post a mile long!! Sage still wins this one Massillon girlies.skank wrote: Why sure you were. Yeah, that's it....you were refering to the post that didn't have any "all caps" in it either. Nice try. -
BRF
Good story, Zwick. Very entertaining. -
Heretic
There. No more ungodly obnoxious super-large font only used to annoy the fuck out of random people clicking on a thread. -
september63
Skank...............reread post #14 Dickface!! I am done with ur sorry ass tonight. Even Zwick knew when someone bested him with a post tonight. You dont see him back here quibbling over your dumb shit? Or trying to best Sage for the day!!
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dancinbearthis is some serious business...