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DEATH TO MASSILLION!!! WORSE DISASTER THAN THE HAITIS!!!!!

  • skank
    ernest_t_bass wrote:
    skank wrote: It all backfired on Sage though when he tried to kill me. I was in the kitchen getting a snack after slappin the meat to this ho, all of a sudden Sage and his...."crew", bust in the door with their uzi's, or whatever wannabe thug gang bangers "carry" these days. I managed to escape, but after shreading up my "crib", and killing the innocent ho whom, did I mention I just got done doinking? They surveyed their damage, then and only then did they realize that Sage had just killed his mama. He then, as he admitted to in an earlier post, had sex with her corpse.
    FAIL
    I admit it was weak, but I'm tellin ya sage, as soon as your mom gets here, I'm showing this to her, we'll see what she thinks of it.
  • ernest_t_bass
    skank wrote:
    ernest_t_bass wrote:FAIL
    I admit it was weak, but I'm tellin ya sage, as soon as your mom gets here, I'm showing this to her, we'll see what she thinks of it.
    FAIL
  • SportsAndLady
    Message to Society:

    Stop trying to be funny. "your hand" jokes--if you can even call them that--are not funny.
  • ernest_t_bass
    SportsAndLady wrote: Message to Society:

    Stop trying to be funny. "your hand" jokes--if you can even call them that--are not funny.
    I laughed at them.
  • said_aouita
    pics or it didn't happen.
  • Gardens35
    NO ALL CAPS!


    Thread Closed.
  • SportsAndLady
    ernest_t_bass wrote:
    SportsAndLady wrote: Message to Society:

    Stop trying to be funny. "your hand" jokes--if you can even call them that--are not funny.
    I laughed at them.
    Well then you are a fucking loser
  • ernest_t_bass
    SportsAndLady wrote:
    ernest_t_bass wrote:
    SportsAndLady wrote: Message to Society:

    Stop trying to be funny. "your hand" jokes--if you can even call them that--are not funny.
    I laughed at them.
    Well then you are a fucking loser

    Burn!
  • skank
    I second that.
  • Trueblue23
    Hey Sage, lemme get an 8ball of that Zwick!
  • BRF
    Very interesting.
  • Heretic
    After reading both this post and Zwick's rebuttal, I have to give Sage the win by about a 104-2 margin (in a standard NFL game where the two is given via pity-safety).

    Sage's was an acid trip in words and pics. Zwick's rebuttal was a generic "look at the loser" diatribe. No creativity. Well, there were some good lines, but you didn't really look outside the box. It was too predictable and tired...like a collection of "cool story, bro" pics. And you're hurt by Skank's back-up. Your stuff was decent, but bland. His is just weak sauce, which by association, detracts from you.
  • puffyisback
    spoken like only sage could... well done bro, well done
  • HitsRus
    well at least the math was right.


    FYI it's not massiLOLian.....it's Massholellonian
  • september63
    Heretic wrote: After reading both this post and Zwick's rebuttal, I have to give Sage the win by about a 104-2 margin (in a standard NFL game where the two is given via pity-safety).

    Sage's was an acid trip in words and pics. Zwick's rebuttal was a generic "look at the loser" diatribe. No creativity. Well, there were some good lines, but you didn't really look outside the box. It was too predictable and tired...like a collection of "cool story, bro" pics. And you're hurt by Skank's back-up. Your stuff was decent, but bland. His is just weak sauce, which by association, detracts from you.
    I could not have said it any better!! Exactly.
  • wizecracker
    classic lol.. 3 internetz to you /b/rother
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    Heretic wrote:
    Sage's was an acid trip in words and pics. Zwick's rebuttal was a generic "look at the loser" diatribe.
    Exactly.. Sage is in neverland and, like my title said, I said how it really is. Reality is harsh for some people.
  • hrspeedmerchant
    I can't believe I actually read this drivel. Pathetic.
  • Fab4Runner
    Love this.
  • SQ_Crazies
    Wow, this is retarded.
  • zambrown
    After reading that, I have this uncontrollable craving for a shower. Wow.
  • Chesapeake
    I don't know what all of that is but it looks cool.

    Feel like I just sat through the a rap video debut or something.
  • CenterBHSFan
    Chesapeake wrote: I don't know what all of that is but it looks cool.

    Feel like I just sat through the a rap video debut or something.


    This is Eminem vs. Mariah