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I have the weirdest roommate!

  • Ytowngirlinfla
    So I'm sitting here, just got back from class and 1 of my roommates is sleeping but moaning so loud it sounds like she's having an orgasm. This is a nightly accurance, not as bad but still sounds like an orgasm. But seriously it's kinda weird....Just wanted to share...
  • ohiotiger33
    She is probably masturbating and making it look like she is sleeping, but she secretly wants you to join her.


    Just a guess.






    Lol. Some people just do weird stuff in their dreams. My GF told me she used to do something similar in her sleep a few years ago.
  • sleeper
    Ytowngirlinfla wrote: So I'm sitting here, just got back from class and 1 of my roommates is sleeping but moaning so loud it sounds like she's having an orgasm. This is a nightly accurance, not as bad but still sounds like an orgasm. But seriously it's kinda weird....Just wanted to share...
    Can I has her number?
  • Ytowngirlinfla
    She's not very attractive and rather stuck up. Kinda thinks her shit don't stink.
  • karen lotz
    Ytowngirlinfla wrote: She's not very attractive and rather stuck up. Kinda thinks her shit don't stink.
    sounds like sleeper's kind of girl
  • sjmvsfscs08
    karen lotz wrote: sounds like sleeper's kind of girl
    +infinity
    sleeper wrote: Can I has her number?
    What? May you have her number?

    Where's that great Ohio State education you always talk about?
  • SQ_Crazies
    sjmvsfscs08 wrote:
    karen lotz wrote: sounds like sleeper's kind of girl
    +infinity
    sleeper wrote: Can I has her number?
    What? May you have her number?

    Where's that great Ohio State education you always talk about?
    LOL, just because they don't offer a typing class at OSU like they do at ND doesn't mean it isn't a great education! It's probably a senior level course at ND ;)
  • rmolin73
    Yep if she is fugly and think she is hot that is sleeper's kind of girl.
  • Glory Days
    Ytowngirlinfla wrote: So I'm sitting here, just got back from class and 1 of my roommates is sleeping but moaning so loud it sounds like she's having an orgasm. This is a nightly accurance, not as bad but still sounds like an orgasm. But seriously it's kinda weird....Just wanted to share...
    haha you can always record it and use it as blackmail against her.
  • Curly J
    Let Sleeper pull a Dirty Sanchez on her...then she might think otherwise, or might think she's right.
  • sjmvsfscs08
    SQ_Crazies wrote: LOL, just because they don't offer a typing class at OSU like they do at ND doesn't mean it isn't a great education! It's probably a senior level course at ND ;)
    The irony of the situation is that I am an Ohio State student (City and Regional Planning major). I just give sleeper a hard time because he's just too in love with the place.

    ...and a jackass.
  • SQ_Crazies
    Eh, he's passionate.
  • UA5straightin2008
    Ytowngirlinfla wrote: So I'm sitting here, just got back from class and 1 of my roommates is sleeping but moaning so loud it sounds like she's having an orgasm. This is a nightly accurance, not as bad but still sounds like an orgasm. But seriously it's kinda weird....Just wanted to share...

    you go to college? its OCCURRENCE
  • Glory Days
    UA5straightin2008 wrote:
    Ytowngirlinfla wrote: So I'm sitting here, just got back from class and 1 of my roommates is sleeping but moaning so loud it sounds like she's having an orgasm. This is a nightly accurance, not as bad but still sounds like an orgasm. But seriously it's kinda weird....Just wanted to share...

    you go to college? its OCCURRENCE
    haha i know i wouldnt be worried about spelling if there was a girl making those noises in the next room.
  • brutus161
    UA5straightin2008 wrote:
    Ytowngirlinfla wrote: So I'm sitting here, just got back from class and 1 of my roommates is sleeping but moaning so loud it sounds like she's having an orgasm. This is a nightly accurance, not as bad but still sounds like an orgasm. But seriously it's kinda weird....Just wanted to share...

    you go to college? its OCCURRENCE
    No, she's in the Navy. Also, how do you call somone out for spelling when you don't use proper capitalization or punctuation? I'm not perfect, but I will stand up for my fellow sailor.
  • rookie_j70
    pics??
  • Soda Popinski
    sjmvsfscs08 wrote:
    karen lotz wrote: sounds like sleeper's kind of girl
    +infinity
    sleeper wrote: Can I has her number?
    What? May you have her number?

    Where's that great Ohio State education you always talk about?
    Actually it is- "I can haz number?"
  • j_crazy
    Ytowngirlinfla wrote: ... her shit don't stink.
    sleeper can change that.
  • Ytowngirlinfla
    Yeah it was like 2am after 9 hours of learning non stop sorry I missed 1 word. Little tired.
  • sleeper
    Ytowngirlinfla wrote: She's not very attractive and rather stuck up. Kinda thinks her shit don't stink.
    Sounds perfect for my agenda...
    Actually it is- "I can haz number?"
    At least someone got the reference.



    Noobs.
  • darbypitcher22
    sounds like you need to get a new roommate
  • Ytowngirlinfla
    I so wish I had a choice, but it's actually not too bad as I don't see my 2 roommates, they both are day students and I'm a night student.
  • hasbeen
    Ytowngirlinfla wrote: I so wish I had a choice, but it's actually not too bad as I don't see my 2 roommates, they both are day students and I'm a night student.
    then quit your bitching!

    :p