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Cars guys shouldn't drive

  • gerb131
    1. Pontiac Sunfire
    2. Chevy Cobalt
    3. Kia Sportages
    There are many others.
  • HitsRus
    Real men drive whatever the hell they want.
  • wes_mantooth
    The new VW bugs.
  • ts1227
    HitsRus wrote: Real men drive whatever the hell they want.
    Exactly. I had a Sportage until October (it about blew up) and it was a damn good car for me to be able to move back and forth between school and home.
  • dlazz
    Sunfire #1.

    Beetle's have to be up there too.
  • Goldenboy26
    mini coopers
  • cat_lover
    Mazda Miata
  • ernest_t_bass
    Toyota Celica
    Honda Prelude
    Ford Probe
  • Thunder70
    I can't believe no body's mentioned the two that first came to my mind...

    smart car


    Toyota Prius
  • LJ
    Thunder70 wrote: I can't believe no body's mentioned the two that first came to my mind...

    smart car


    If you drive freeways or country roads you shouldn't drive a smart car, no matter your sex.
  • I Wear Pants
    HitsRus wrote: Real men drive whatever the hell they want.
  • jordo212000
    I disagree about the Prius. Real men must hate getting awesome gas mileage haha
  • I Wear Pants
    ccrunner609 wrote: I have always made fun of Dudes that drive big trucks and decked out sports cars. THey are compensating for having a small penis.
    It's the trucks with like 6 foot exhaust pipes that get to me. I mean, that's not necessary or cool in the least. But who am I to judge if people love wasting their money on things that use more gas and...waste their money?
  • Mr. 300
    Chevette, Yugo
  • LJ
    I Wear Pants wrote:
    ccrunner609 wrote: I have always made fun of Dudes that drive big trucks and decked out sports cars. THey are compensating for having a small penis.
    It's the trucks with like 6 foot exhaust pipes that get to me. I mean, that's not necessary or cool in the least. But who am I to judge if people love wasting their money on things that use more gas and...waste their money?
    You mean stacks on a diesel?
  • gerb131
    VW's nice call.
    RAV 4's.
  • CenterBHSFan
    PT Cruisers
  • wes_mantooth
    Mr. 300 wrote: Chevette, Yugo
    haha...My first car was a Dodge Omni, dodge's answer to the Chevette. That car was the GOAT.
  • Manhattan Buckeye
    Smart cars are awful cars on a value basis unless (i) you live in a European city like Rome that is notorious for having narrow streets and tight parking or (ii) you live in an urban area and simply can't parallel park a normal sized car. Their efficiency really isn't that impressive and they still cost too much.
  • GeneralsIcer89
    I don't care what anyone drives. Just don't hang the rubber balls off of your hitch, or I will either cut them off or draw rainbows on them.
  • gut
    The Jetta is #1 and it's not even close. It's not even acceptable if it's your girlfriend's car under any circumstance.
  • LJ
    gut wrote: The Jetta is #1 and it's not even close. It's not even acceptable if it's your girlfriend's car under any circumstance.
    Modded GLI's are acceptable.
  • LJ
    ccrunner609 wrote: I have always made fun of Dudes that drive big trucks and decked out sports cars. THey are compensating for having a small penis.
    Like OchoStinko?

  • GoChiefs
    That thing is straight up ugly.
  • GoChiefs
    ccrunner609 wrote: I have always made fun of Dudes that drive big trucks and decked out sports cars. THey are compensating for having a small penis.
    LMAO...riiiiiiight. B/c what you drive has EVERYTHING to do with your anatomy. :D