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  • dlazz
    My car was parked last night and some moron backed into it on his way out of his parking space. No note, no nothing.

    If you drive a yellow car and did a hit-and-run last night in Columbus, please give me your address so I can shove my foot up your ass.

    Thanks.

    -dlazz
  • Goldenboy26
    only girls and cabbies drive yellow cars.
  • Society
    Lol! Good stuff.
  • gerb131
    Goldenboy26 wrote: only girls and cabbies drive yellow cars.
    Truer words have never been spoken.
    Sorry about that man, but if you live in an apartment complex they will be back.
  • dlazz
    gerb131 wrote:
    Goldenboy26 wrote: only girls and cabbies drive yellow cars.
    Truer words have never been spoken.
    Sorry about that man, but if you live in an apartment complex they will be back.
    I do live in an apartment building, but I had parked in a "public" lot. I was technically illegally parked there, but I was only going to leave it there overnight and move it to a spot first thing in the morning. Parked it around 2:15am last night, noticed it this morning at 10:30.

    I think I'll be lucky if I ever see that car again.

    Here's a pic

  • gerb131
    Damn. Scccrrraaapppeeee. Had to be a lowy low rider.
  • Apple
    bad luck hits the dlazz-mobile again!
  • Goldenboy26
    they f'ed your shit up. that sucks, hopefully you find out who did it.
  • dat dude
  • ernest_t_bass
    I'm laughing at your misery.
  • dlazz
    Yeah, I have fairly bad luck with cars in Columbus. Last year around this time the passenger-side window got knocked out and they stole my empty bookbag.
  • Chesapeake
    dlazz wrote: My car was parked last night and some moron backed into it on his way out of his parking space. No note, no nothing.

    If you drive a yellow car and did a hit-and-run last night in Columbus, please give me your address so I can shove my foot up your ass.

    Thanks.

    -dlazz
    It was a Huddler getting tired of your shit! :D
  • majorspark
    It was someone upset you parked illegally.
  • dlazz
    majorspark wrote: It was someone upset you parked illegally.
    They were parked illegally too. It was a closed rec-center.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    RIP side scoop
  • darbypitcher22
    sorry, if you were parked illegally, I have no sympathy
  • Speedofsand
    Today is Saturday, so I'm pretty sure it wasn't a schoolbus. I hope that helps narrow it down for ya.
  • Early Cuyler
    darbypitcher22 wrote: sorry, if you were parked illegally, I have no sympathy
    Okay General Badass.
  • BRF
  • sjmvsfscs08
    Someone hit my Honda and left a nice dent in it about a year ago. I know exactly how you feel.