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God must really have a sense of humor after all

  • IggyPride00
    I saw this article on the Huffington Post and it kind of made me chuckle.

    It turns out that Jonah Falcon, verified by the Guiness Book of World Records as having the world's biggest "third arm", can't find a job.

    He refuses to do porn, hasn't been laid in over a decade (supposedly), and is living at home with his mom (at 39).

    Oh the irony that God's biggest gifts (pun intended) can also be his biggest curses.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/jonah-falcon-man-with-wor_n_412388.html
  • gerb131
    I would do porn and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of porn.
  • stroups
    Is it gay that I am curious what that thing looks like? lol
  • killdeer
    IggyPride00 wrote: ....He refuses to do porn, hasn't been laid in over a decade (supposedly), and is living at home with his mom........

    ummmmm...what's "Mom" up to??
  • Apple
    stroups wrote: Is it gay that I am curious what that thing looks like? lol
    Just take yours and multiply it by 3.
    :huh:
  • IggyPride00
    Is it gay that I am curious what that thing looks like? lol
    If you have to ask I think it is. ;)
  • Heretic
    Man, I have something very important in common with that guy.

    Yes, I also am a website video game reviewer. It's like we're identical twins.

    Seriously, I think the most hilarious thing about this is just the simple fact there's a world record for largest penis. What's the thought process behind that? "Hey, you know, I think my dick's really big. Maybe I should get in touch with the Guinness book people!"

    This guy should get hooked up with the enzyte people. They could scrap Smilin' Bob and use him in their commercials. Like with a "Look at you....with Enzyte, you could be HIM!"
  • Stiffman
    It's the world's biggest dick.....don't matter just don't bite it!
  • Upper90
    If he did porn, he could probably even keep his name.

    That's a golden name.
  • j_crazy
    j_crazy, Jonah Falcon. Coincidence? I think not.
  • darbypitcher22
    Dude should just do porn and get over it.