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Do You Enjoy the Smell of Your Own Farts?

  • SnotBubbles
    I do.
  • End of Line
    No.
  • j_crazy
    my beef is strong
  • SnotBubbles
    j_crazy wrote: my beef is strong
    You didn't answer the question Kevin James.....
  • j_crazy
    If you don't like the smell of your own farts, you're doing it wrong.
  • DeyDurkie5
    I dutch oven myself any chance i get!
  • Fly4Fun
    No, but I like the taste of my own poop?





    (Did I go too far?)
  • Con_Alma
    Enjoy?

    No.
  • wes_mantooth
  • Apple
  • bcubed
    Yes, but my wife's farts really stink!
  • said_aouita
    Nothing better then letting one in the shower the morning after a night of drinking domestic beer. A stench that could wake the dead.
  • Curly J
    Sometimes. Right now...No.
  • JTizzle
    They do stink I will admit it, I love walking through Walmart crop dusting! SBD
  • myron pater boswell
    Especially the post-onion-rings farts.
  • Crew Love
    said_aouita wrote: Nothing better then letting one in the shower the morning after a night of drinking domestic beer. A stench that could wake the dead.
    Does drinking imports and craft brews improve the fragrance of one's shower farts...?
  • redstreak one
    Getting ready to wolf down 12 hot wings, homemade, with about a dozen cold busch beers. You wanna bet I will peel the paint off the walls tomorrow!~ Come on Ice Cream!
  • TODD_PACKER
    Whafting,whafting!!!
  • Cleveland Buck
    Finally, a topic on this forum worthy of discussion.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Fly4Fun wrote: No, but I like the taste of my own poop?





    (Did I go too far?)

    OK, I lol'ed.
  • Fabio
    Yes I do. My fiance HATES them, and I've cleared a whole class room out in high school once with my farts.

    The future misses always yells at me whenever i fart and tells me to hold them in. When I do and shes spending the night, I end up "sleep farting" and entire bomber squadron and the room wreaks. lose/lose for her.
  • Fabio
    ccrunner609 wrote:
    Fabio wrote: Yes I do. My fiance HATES them, and I've cleared a whole class room out in high school once with my farts.

    The future misses always yells at me whenever i fart and tells me to hold them in. When I do and shes spending the night, I end up "sleep farting" and entire bomber squadron and the room wreaks. lose/lose for her.
    We must be related. I used to clearthe classroom.....never blamed anyone else. You gotta claim the good ones.

    Also "sleep farting", all the time. Whats up with that? I can blow out at night. It wakes me up.
    haha who knows maybe we are? I took pride in my farts and didn't really need to claim them in high school since people knew I had the worst.

    And sleep farts are by far the loudest farts I ever shoot out. At times they even startle me awake they are so loud.
  • mtrulz
    bcubed wrote: Yes, but my wife's farts really stink!
  • This_DJ_3
    most of the time, but sometimes i'm even too foul for my own taste. usually happens when it seaps out from under the covers in bed.
  • Nate
    At 8 years old, I almost cleared out the whatever Bear attraction at Walt Disney World. No one knew it was me until after we left the attraction. It was funny watching everyone around going OMG do you smell that?! It was funny watching people blame it on another.

    Crop dusting is key when in Wal-Mart.

    Word of advice though, do not fart when going down a ladder. I made this mistake but will never again. Nothing like getting a face full of your own funk.