the doctor says its a.d.d.

• Speedofsand

  

  I went to the doctor and he said I have a.d.d.
  I said Oh thats that made up, fake disease right ?
  He said No, its very serious and important that its treated, and medication can blah bla blah...I don't remember exactly what he said but it sounded like illness blah bla blah attention blah blah memory blah blah cure blah blah blah....
  
  
  
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• mtrulz

  Hate it for ya man, I've got it too!
  
  
• Sonofanump

  Wait, what was the question?
• Speedofsand

  

  4real ? its a joke. I saw Kyle Dunnigan at The Funny Bone in Va. Beach on New Year's Eve. He is on Reno 911, but I don't know which character he is.
• Cleveland Buck

  

  It's a made up disease so they can sell you some overpriced drugs. Just stop acting like an ass and you will save your money and be fine in the long run.
• bcubed

  

  Cleveland Buck wrote: It's a made up disease so they can sell you some overpriced drugs. Just stop acting like an ass and you will save your money and be fine in the long run.

  AMEN!
• Apple

  

  ummmm... What?
• Speedofsand

  

  here is a pretty good clip of his stand up stuff.
  
  
• mallymal614

  Doctors now and days can say you have anything, to get you on medication, so they can get paid.
• BigAppleBuckeye

  

  Wasn't this joke originally said in "Dumb and Dumber?" ... but not exactly the same way, something like ...
  
  "She broke up with me, said I never listened to her ... or something like that, I wasn't really paying attention."
• nc52

  

  mtrulz wrote: Hate it for ya man, I've got it too!
  
  

  you also got them pearl necklaces too
• hang_loose

  nc52, Great avatar!!!!!!!!!!
  
  "Gonna use it babe, Gonna lose it babe, I don't care what you say(middle finger up)".
• said_aouita

  

  Don't tell me the score of the Boise State game.
• Fidmeister

  Cleveland Buck wrote: It's a made up disease so they can sell you some overpriced drugs. Just stop acting like an ass and you will save your money and be fine in the long run.

  The American Medical Association and World Health Organization both disagree with you. As they know much more about diseases and disorders than you, I'd rather take their word for what's real and what's not.
  
  You also sport a great breadth of knowledge about Its treatment. Most doctors, including mine, will try non-pharmaceutical intervention before prescribing anything. She also does not make a dime when I have a prescription filled.
  
  Nice try though.
• queencitybuckeye

  Fidmeister wrote: The American Medical Association and World Health Organization both disagree with you. As they know much more about diseases and disorders than you, I'd rather take their word for what's real and what's not.

  Doctors have a vested interest in declaring damn near anything a disease. Their opinions alone should be viewed with a healthy amount of skepticism.
• JakeGiant

  Cleveland Buck wrote: Just stop acting like an ass and you will save your money and be fine in the long run.

  It's add, not ass.
• Heretic

  

  Well, better to have ADD than AIDS. Unless you have that, too, which would be a real bummer.
• Sonofanump

  Surprised this thread was not bumped up to the top.
• Cleveland Buck

  

  It was now. Good job.