Damn Yankees Remake Cast Announced

• Elliot Stabler

  Joe Hardy/Boyd-Jake Gyllenhaal
  
  Mr.Applegate-Jim Carrey
  
  Meg-Anne Hathaway
  
  Lola-Emily Blunt
  
  Rumored to play minor roles:
  
  Nick Jonas
  Taylor Hicks
  Taylor Swift
• The Equalizer

  

  ...I thought this meant we weren't resigning Johnny Damon....
• pmoney25

  

  Is Ted Nugent still playing guitar?