Work Bathroom = SLAY3D!!!!!!

• OneBuckeye

  

  I feel bad for everyone else in office. Not like they don't do it too. How about everyone else?
• NWIndianNation01

  

  Weird topic...but I slayed the bathroom this morning too!
• OneBuckeye

  

  There should be a bathroom topic on every forum. Because strange stories start there. We should set some goals here for the work bathroom.
  
  Anyone ever get someone to leave the bathroom in the middle of a slaying? Or get someone to walk in and right back out after you had left?
  
  Also bad situations happen in the bathroom, like no having TP or air freshener. There has to be horror stories out there somewhere.
• CincyRedRider

  Not if I can help it. Maybe 5-10 times in the last 10 years.
• NWIndianNation01

  

  CincyRedRider wrote: Not if I can help it. Maybe 5-10 times in the last 10 years.

  WUSS! LoL
• OneBuckeye

  

  Yes a work bathroom avoider. I used to be one myself.
• derek bomar

  

  Every.Single.Morning.
• bigkahuna

  When I was about 15-16 my friend dared me to take a shit in the urinal....TIMBER doesnt describe this log
  
  Granted it was an odd shaped urinal
• gerb131

  

  I always lift my feet up so they can't identify the culprit.
• Fab1b

  

  I use the less traffic bathrooms in our building!
• CincyRedRider

  Hi my name is CincyRedRider and I am a work bathroom avoider.
• j_crazy

  

  5th floor mills hall marietta college. that floor was abandoned, only accessible via stairs, had to bring your own tp. i dropped bombs in that piece.
  
  also in the 3rd floor of the dawes library there was 1 toilet that my feet couldn't touch the ground, i loved that one, felt like a little kid swinging my feet and pooping away.
• OneBuckeye

  

  Fab1b wrote: I use the less traffic bathrooms in our building!

  j_crazy wrote: 5th floor mills hall marietta college. that floor was abandoned, only accessible via stairs, had to bring your own tp. i dropped bombs in that piece.
  
  also in the 3rd floor of the dawes library there was 1 toilet that my feet couldn't touch the ground, i loved that one, felt like a little kid swinging my feet and pooping away.

  You two are bathroom traffic optimizers. I can say if I know crap traffic is high in a bathroom or if a bathroom is particularly stanky I will find the less used bathroom.
  
  Sometimes its fun to slay another departments toilet. I hope it creates some akward moments for them.
• OneBuckeye

  

  bigkahuna wrote: When I was about 15-16 my friend dared me to take a shit in the urinal....TIMBER doesnt describe this log
  
  Granted it was an odd shaped urinal

  I'm sure you were proud. It probably would have even been upper deck worthy.
• Benito

  My worst work bathroom experience involves a shart. I still have trouble discussing it.
• Mister Twister

  At the company I used to work at in the early '90s, some asshole that worked on the 3rd floor would come down to the basement (where I worked) everyday during his morning break and drop a "Steaming Leon" in our bathroom. As if that weren't enough, he would bring the newspaper and read the whole damn thing. Well, we decide after a week or so that we had to defend our bathroom, our turf. On the first day, three of us waited until he went in and got situated, and attacked him with wet toilet paper bombs. Our second attack, three days later, involved throwing superballs under the stall walls. The third attack a few days later had us douse him with waterguns. The fourth, and final, attack was the following week. I lifted a set of keys from building services and we turned out the lights on his bathroom bombing. Never saw him in the basement again after that. Looking back, it seems kinda childish, but you have to stand up for what is right.
• ohiotiger33

  

  LOL @ this thread.
• OneBuckeye

  

  Protect your turf is right, but you have to keep your enemies closer. If someone pisses you off their department's toilet will pay.
• darbypitcher22

  

  Mister Twister,
  
  I salute you.
• Mister Twister

  Thank you. I guess I am the defender of the shitter!
• stroups

  

  What is better then getting paid to take a crap?
• Curly J

  

  Our Boss calls it "Blowing it up!!!" Told us if we are going to do that then go to another restroom. Ours is a single holer, no fan, in a concrete room.
• burt07

  Haha, fantastic topic. I have to admit I am a tentative public bathroom user, ever since a scarring experience back at the Pentagon Mall near D.C. on a 7th grade trip. I absolutely decimated that bathroom, I'm pretty sure there's probably a plaque there today commemorating the occasion. Ever since then I've been tentative to do it again. I guess I decided to go out on top.
• bLuE_71

  Mister Twister is my hero.
• charliehustle14

  I try to avoid taking dumps til I'm at home, but sometimes it's inevitable.
  
  A few years I absolutely destroyed the bathroom at Kings Island. It seriously looked like Hurricane Katrina raised hell in that stall. The worst part is that it was in Nickelodean Land and I didn't flush it because I'm effed up like that. I pitty the young lad who ventured into that stall. After being exposed to that shit, the kid probably resorted to butchering small animals and burning his parent's house down. It was THAT traumatizing.