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What Makes You Stupid?

  • ernest_t_bass
    Pretty simple. What are actions that make a person stupid?

    ...

    Not being able to parallel park makes you stupid.
  • beenthere/donethat
    I don't think there's anything that makes me stupid, but I personally don't feel too highly of anyone who thinks they have to make a point by using swear words in a post.
  • wes_mantooth
    ccrunner609 wrote: My mouth usually runs faster then my brain.
    This.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Talking loud on your cell phone, in a public place, makes you stupid.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Not using spellcheck, when it is readily available, makes you stupid.
  • SnotBubbles
    Allowing your sister-in-law to get away with telling your daughter there is no such thing as Santa...makes you stupid.
    Posting stupid threads about what makes people stupid...makes you stupid.
    Being a quitter at anything (including alcohol consumption)....makes you stupid.
    Teaching at a school with the word "Hick" in it...makes you stupid.
    Hanging out with Dusty Wheeler....makes you stupid.
    Yanking off in a sock....makes you stupid.
    Tucking your penis between your thighs and walking around the shower in HS acting like a girl...makes you stupid.
    Thinking Ernest T Bass is a cool character in a cool show....makes you stupid.
  • september63
    beenthere/donethat wrote: I don't think there's anything that makes me stupid, but I personally don't feel too highly of anyone who thinks they have to make a point by using swear words in a post.

    What the fuck is wrong with swearing in a post? :P
  • ernest_t_bass
    SnotBubbles wrote: Allowing your sister-in-law to get away with telling your daughter there is no such thing as Santa...makes you stupid.
    Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    FYI... I was not present when this happened. Found out more than 3 days after the fact.

    (Do you really want to start this game?)
  • Curly J
    "I don't think there's anything that makes me stupid, but I personally don't feel too highly of anyone who thinks they have to make a point by using swear words in a post. "


    F*ck That !!! ;) (nice re-edit though)
  • BCSbunk
    Believing in incoherent concepts makes one stupid.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Being piss drunk, getting behind the wheel, and hitting a park car, makes you stupid.
    Driving away, leaving a trail TO your car (because you drove on a rim) makes you REALLY stupid.
    Going back into the bar... turns out, that makes you smart. (Even though, I'm sure it wasn't your intentions)
  • ernest_t_bass
    Hiring Luke Wilson as a spokesperson, and getting rid of Tiger Woods... Makes you stupid.
  • Nate
    ernest_t_bass wrote: Hiring Luke Wilson as a spokesperson, and getting rid of Tiger Woods... Makes you stupid.
    Agreed. They already have shitty service compared to Verizon. Verizon should pick up Woods.
  • september63
    Tiger Woods could do a commercial on the values of unlimited text messaging.
  • enigmaax
    ernest_t_bass wrote: Being piss drunk, getting behind the wheel, and hitting a park car, makes you stupid.
    Driving away, leaving a trail TO your car (because you drove on a rim) makes you REALLY stupid.
    Going back into the bar... turns out, that makes you smart. (Even though, I'm sure it wasn't your intentions)
    That is funny. Just today at lunch, 6'6 guy got drunk, kicked out of establishment, refused to wait on a taxi, drove his own car into another parked car, attacked the owner of said parked car, and wound up crying about being maced by a 5'4 lady cop (while her 320 lb partner ran back to the car to call for backup).

    5'4 lady cop with mace = bad.ass.
    320 lb cop leaving 5'4 lady cop to call for backup = pussy
    6'6 drunk guy crying on the ground = stupid