Write Your Obituary

• SnotBubbles

  We did this in school and I found mine the other day. Quite an interesting read...actually quite comical how much I've changed. It was a fun assignment and I thought would be fun for the Huddle. Write your own obituary (as fitting for today). You can make it comical, serious or a combination of both.
• Con_Alma

  I see a lot of resumes that resemble obituaries.
• The Equalizer

  

  I don't know about the obit but I know what I want on my epitaph.
  
  Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship.
• dlazz

  The Equalizer wrote: I don't know about the obit but I know what I want on my epitaph.
  
  Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship.

  You Don't Need To Capitalize Every Word In Your Sentence
• The Equalizer

  

  It's my epitaph, go play grammar nazi on your own.
• Nate

  The Equalizer wrote: It's my epitaph, go play grammar nazi on your own.

  Owned.
• dlazz

  
• mcburg93

  

  today we lost a fat bastard that was worthless to the world. although he may had some good qualities most of them were lost due to his ability to be a Dick. he worked three jobs and was broke all the time due to his ability to drink more beer then most elephants would be able to drink. he was single his whole life cause of his body odor was so bad and well he was just not good looking at all. i hope he finds a good home where hes going cause he said he would have a lot of friends there. god bless and hope he is doing good dodging them fires in hates. "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming "WOW, WHAT A RIDE!""
• The Equalizer

  

  today we lost a fat bastard that was worthless to the world. although he may had some good qualities most of them were lost due to his ability to be a Dick. he worked three jobs and was broke all the time due to his ability to drink more beer then most elephants would be able to drink. he was single his whole life cause of his body odor was so bad and well he was just not good looking at all. i hope he finds a good home where hes going cause he said he would have a lot of friends there. god bless and hope he is doing good dodging them fires in hates. "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming "WOW, WHAT A RIDE!""

  ..I didn't know we were allowed to write JJ's too.
• Heretic

  

  Heretic learned the hard way that living his life according to the lyrics of Guns 'n Roses' "Appetite For Destruction" was bound to end in disaster.
• SnotBubbles

  mcburg93 wrote: today we lost a fat bastard that was worthless to the world. although he may had some good qualities most of them were lost due to his ability to be a Dick. he worked three jobs and was broke all the time due to his ability to drink more beer then most elephants would be able to drink. he was single his whole life cause of his body odor was so bad and well he was just not good looking at all. i hope he finds a good home where hes going cause he said he would have a lot of friends there. god bless and hope he is doing good dodging them fires in hates. "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming "WOW, WHAT A RIDE!""

  Speaking of which....check your PMs.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  SnotBubbles wrote: We did this in school and I found mine the other day. Quite an interesting read...actually quite comical how much I've changed. It was a fun assignment and I thought would be fun for the Huddle. Write your own obituary (as fitting for today). You can make it comical, serious or a combination of both.

  Where's yours?
• mcburg93

  

  hmmm must be something important.