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Screw, Kill or Marry?

  • BigAppleBuckeye
    OK, here's the game: I will name three females ... the next one to post has to say which one (if forced with a gun to your head) they would have sex with, which one they would kill, and which one they would marry ... and why (just a short explanation).

    THEN, post three more females for the next person ... (or males, if you feel like going that route I guess) ...

    OK, GO!

    Roseanne Arnold, Sarah Palin, Octomom.
  • wes_mantooth
    Screw-Palin- looks like a good screw
    Kill- Octomom- cannot stand her
    Marry- Roseanne- by default

    Rosie Odonnell(sp?), my mom, your mom
  • BigAppleBuckeye
    wes_mantooth wrote: Screw-Palin
    Kill- Octomom
    Marry- Roseanne
    Why? Also, name 3 more people ...
  • darbypitcher22
    Screw Palin, Kill Octomom, Marry Rosanne.... just because you're married you don't have to have sex...

    Natalie Gulbis, Martha Stewart, Nancy Grace
  • BigAppleBuckeye
    darbypitcher22 wrote: Screw Palin, Kill Octomom, Marry Rosanne.... just because you're married you don't have to have sex...

    Natalie Gulbis, Martha Stewart, Nancy Grace
    Kill Grace, cause she is a c-nt.

    Screw Gulbis, cause she is hot.

    Marry Stewart, cause you will always get a home-cooked meal!


    OK, how about:

    Connie Chung, Nick Mangold's sister, Chris Henry's fiance.
  • ohiobucks1
    Screw- CH's Fiancée
    Marry - Connie Chung
    Kill- NM's Sister



    Rosie O'donnell, Oprah, Meg Ryan
  • redfalcon
    kill-Rosie
    Screw-Meg Ryan
    Mary-Oprah (then divorce for her money).

    Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Janet Reno
  • Cat Food Flambe'
    Kill - myself .

    End game.
  • I Wear Pants
    Screw - Boxer
    Kill - Pelosi
    Marry - Reno because she'll probably die soon anyway.
  • ksig489
    OK...none for me to pick from, but I will give choices...I think this could be tough:

    Kate Beckinsale
    Katherine Heigl
    Megan Fox
  • ZombieKiller
    Screw- Megan Fox
    Kill- Katherine Heigl
    Marry- Kate Beckinsale

    Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Kelly Clarkson
  • se-alum
    Kill- Kelly Clarkson
    Screw- Taylor Swift
    Marry- Carrie Underwood

    Halle Berry, Eva Mendes, Alicia Keyes
  • ZombieKiller
    Kill- Halle Berry
    Screw- Eva Mendes
    Marry- Alicia Keyes

    Sorry, I don't find Halle Berry hot.

    Amy Whinehouse, Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag
  • Little Danny
    Screw- Carrie Underwood (life secret, when you marry her you don't get to screw her anymore)
    Kill- Swift
    Marry- Clarkson

    Kate Gosselin, Elin Woods, Kim Kardashian
  • myron pater boswell
    Screw Parker
    Marry Portman
    Kill Lewinsky

    Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria Parker, Marcia Cross (Susan, Gabi, Bree)
  • I Wear Pants
    ccrunner609 wrote: Kill Whinhouse

    Screw Hilton

    Marry Heidi


    Sarah Jessica Parker, Natalie Portman, Monica Lewinsky
    Kill Lewinsky

    Screw Parker

    Marry Portman

    Queen Elizabeth II, Katie Curic, Dame Judi Dench
  • David St. Hubbins
    ^^^ Ya I always wonder with this game, does the marry option include screwing?
  • mtrulz
    Holley Mangold, Sarah Fisher, Amy Winehouse.......??????
  • mcburg93
    where are the pictures at.
  • darbypitcher22
    Screw Winehouse
    Marry Fisher
    Kill Mangold's sister

    Susan Sarandon, Meryl Streep, Jane Seymour
  • september63
    Problem is............She could kick ur ass/kill you with her bare hands.
  • wes_mantooth
    darbypitcher22 wrote: Screw Winehouse
    Marry Fisher
    Kill Mangold's sister

    Susan Sarandon, Meryl Streep, Jane Seymour
    Screw Jane Seymour
    Marry Meryl Streep
    Kill Sarandon

    Smurfette, Lois(Family Guy), Jessica Rabbit.
  • darbypitcher22
    Marry Jessica Rabbit
    Screw Smurfette
    Kill Lois

    Reese Witherspoon, Julia Roberts, Rachel McAdams
  • tsst_fballfan
    darbypitcher22 wrote: Marry Jessica Rabbit
    Screw Smurfette
    Kill Lois

    Reese Witherspoon, Julia Roberts, Rachel McAdams
    screw Reese
    marry Rachel
    kill Julia

    Michele Obama, Rachel Maddow, Chelsea Clinton
  • darbypitcher22
    ^^^^

    this is not fair @ all....

    kill clinton
    marry maddow
    screw Obama

    Lita Ford, Pat Benetar, Joan Jett