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Just found something out about fake boobs

  • mattinctown
    Not sure if anyone knows this, but apparently you can find out if boobs are fake by turning off the lights and shining a flashlight on them. They turn orange.
    Wondering if you shut off all the lights in Los Angeles and shine flashlights if the city would look like a pumpkin???
  • darbypitcher22
    silicone shines?
  • Cleveland Buck
    So you have a naked pair of tits in front of you and you are shining a flashlight on them?
  • jordo212000
    Cleveland Buck wrote: So you have a naked pair of tits in front of you and you are shining a flashlight on them?
    +1. hahahaha
  • Go_Fast_Sports
    We need a volunteer... let me ask some of my models if the will do it for us. :D
  • Cat Food Flambe'
    I say we tape our own personal FreeHuddle "MythBUSTers" episode to find out!
  • Tiernan
    This is BS. already been busted on Snopes.
  • Fab1b
    Who needs a flashlight, just look at them or squeeze them then you know!
  • ytownfootball
    A couple of hearty jumps on the bed will suffice.
  • krambman
    mattinctown wrote: Not sure if anyone knows this, but apparently you can find out if boobs are fake by turning off the lights and shining a flashlight on them. They turn orange.
    Wondering if you shut off all the lights in Los Angeles and shine flashlights if the city would look like a pumpkin???
    Apparently someone was watching the RW/RR Challenge: The Ruins - The S#!T They Should Have Showed. :idea:
  • sherm03
    Fab1b wrote: Who needs a flashlight, just look at them or squeeze them then you know!
    Ya! You know how you squeeze a pair of breasts and they feel like...a bag of sand...
  • darbypitcher22
    bag of sand...nasty....
  • Fab1b
    I have felt a few fake sets in my days but they didn't feel like sand. More like an over inflated ball, little on the hard side but they are still titties fellas!!
  • darbypitcher22
    ^^^^

    that's what I got from fake tits
  • sherm03
    It's a line from 40 Year Old Virgin fellas.
  • rookie_j70
    pictures or i dont believe you
  • sleeper
    sherm03 wrote:
    Fab1b wrote: Who needs a flashlight, just look at them or squeeze them then you know!
    Ya! You know how you squeeze a pair of breasts and they feel like...a bag of sand...
    A bag of sand?

    :huh:
  • Fab1b
    ^thats what I said, a bag of sand???? but he said it was from a movie.
  • sleeper
  • mattinctown
    Nah, I saw it on RW/RR Challenge, this girl had fake tits and they did it. I admit to having no life for watching that show ;)
  • rmolin73
    If you have a set of tits in front of you and you are looking for a flashlight you probably just got your toes and fingers polished.
  • This_DJ_3
    bag of sand??? come on man!!! you can do better than that!!
  • dwccrew
    Fab1b wrote: I have felt a few fake sets in my days but they didn't feel like sand. More like an over inflated ball, little on the hard side but they are still titties fellas!!
    My feelings on it (pun intended). A girl I used to "date" had fake tits. I just didn't like them as much as the real thing, but that doesn't mean I didn't like them, just not as much as a real pair of breastesis.
  • rmolin73
    Hehe you said breastesis:D
  • enigmaax
    So my now ex-wife got the boobs when we were married. After the surgery, the doctor, looking me directly in the eyes and speaking confidently spouts a bunch of useless information to me then says, "Do you have any questions?"

    ME: Yeah, just a couple. How long before I can touch them?
    DR: Well, it'll be a couple blah blah blah. Do you have more questions?
    ME: Yeah, a few. How long before I can squeeze them?
    DR: Well, it'll be a couple blah blah blah. Any other questions?
    ME: Yeah, just a few more. How long before I can put stuff between them?
    DR: *puzzled* Between them?
    ME: Yeah, you know. Put...uh...stuff *glances down at the pants*............between them.

    For the first time in the entire conversation, he doesn't look me in the eyes and says, "Um....uh....a couple weeks she'll be back to normal.....I'll go see if she's ready to go home now."