I think this HR chic wants me

• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  y u always tryna rain on a brothas parade?
• gorocks99

  

  
• thedynasty1998

  

  Glad you are able to boost your confidence.
• dlazz

  I swear you just sit at home and think of ideas for a thread.
• cbus4life

  Cool story.
• Tiernan

  If she's in HR could be a set-up. First time you make a move she's screaming "Sexual Harrassment" and your ass is gone...or so I've heard.
• Hammerin'Hank

  Take it for what it appears...Merry Christmas!
• darbypitcher22

  

  I'm going with she wants it after taking all of the above evidence into account...
  
  but she's only average, apparently. Zwick is a legend.
  
  Legends don't settle for average.
  
  Don't hit it.
• Nate

  Maybe she knows you aren't getting the job and wants to date you. LOL.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Keebler wrote: Maybe she knows you aren't getting the job and wants to date you. LOL.

  I should prolly ask her that, first thing.
• darbypitcher22

  

  that might not be a bad thing to hit her with
• SportsAndLady

  

  hey darby and zwick--why don't you two get together some time.......and suck each other's dicks?
• Nate

  I don't think that post was really necessary.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  SportsAndLady wrote: hey darby and zwick--why don't you two get together some time.......and suck each other's dicks?

  All you do is talk about sucking dicks.. now I know ur a self-proclaimed homo.. but tone it down a lil bit.
• Nate

  I think the Lady in his username is actually Rupaul.
• Sage

  

  It fascinates me as to how much Zwick enjoys putting on this Ladies man facade for the entire site.
  
  Like, we get it Zwick. This is your internet act and you're probably cool in RL, but Dear God---get some fucking new material man.
  
  Zwick posts about:
  
  -Random Chick That Wants Him
  -Random Song Lyrics
  -His bitch little fag dog (which he damn near got clowned off the site for).
  
  SMH. SMH.
  
  And Darby, dear God. I've never seen somebody try to suck dick harder in my life. You're idolizing an internet poser. I don't even know where to begin.
  
  The things that are going on in your guys' subconscious would fascinate Freud and horrify the rest of us.
  
  SMH across this thread.
• v_falcons

  IS it Friday yet? ; )
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Sage wrote:
  Like, we get it Zwick.

  Like, really Scoob?
  
  
• GoPens

  

  You know what they say...those that have to "brag" about it aren't getting it.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Who are "they"?
• Sage

  

  No doubt. He's an engineer living his pussy filled fantasies through an internet persona, lmao.
  
  He's been doing it for so long that it makes you wonder what deep seated childhood issues are at work here.
  
  He probably got clowned on in high school and no bitches would touch his nerdy little ass...and now that he's an engineer making like, 85000, a year, and actually having sex, he's created an internet persona for the guy hes---deep down---always wanted to be.
  
  Its comical really.
• v_falcons

  
• krambman

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:

  Sage wrote:
  Like, we get it Zwick.

  Like, really Scoob?
  
  

  LMFAO!
• GoPens

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: Who are "they"?

  Those that feel sorry for you.
• The Equalizer

  

  Zwick, you ought to make this your av.