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BigAppleBuckeye

I packaged up my remaining vacation days and have 17 straight days off from work. Woke up, and thought it would be worth a laugh or two to flip on MAURY.

In today's thought-provoking episode, some redneck cheats on his pregnant wife because didn't shave her pubes during her pregnancy.

"Are you proud of this?" asked Maury.

"Hell yeah!" the slackjawed-yokul replied. "I like 'em clean shaved!"

Where do they find these classy folks?

dlazz

Ohio

ZWICK 4 PREZ

You are NOT the father!

... dancing ensues

BigAppleBuckeye

ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: You are NOT the father!

... dancing ensues

That is one of 4 possible episodes that run on a perpetual loop:

1. Your are/are not the father!
2. Is it a male or a female, the shemale bonanza
3. My kid is out of control ... send him to bootcamp!
4. The update episode (which is what today is)

Like, let's think this out. Let's assume you are some fat, poor woman from West Virginia. You get a call from NY, and a producer from Maury pays for you to fly out and be on a show for a "surprise." Why do it? You know that shit is going to be badddddd news haha

darbypitcher22

Jerry Springer > Maury

Heretic

BigAppleBuckeye

Heretic wrote:

LOL! haha, that was awesome

darbypitcher22

You guys forgot the opposites attract episode....where the regular size dude falls in love with the midget, and the stripper loves the nerd, those episodes

BigAppleBuckeye

darbypitcher22 wrote: You guys forgot the opposites attract episode....where the regular size dude falls in love with the midget, and the stripper loves the nerd, those episodes

Well played Darby, forgot about that one!

darbypitcher22

I may have to flip on the last 15 minutes....

RedRider1

Wait, wait, wait, wait......

You have 17 straight days of vacation??!!

That's somethin.

BigAppleBuckeye

RedRider1 wrote: Wait, wait, wait, wait......

You have 17 straight days of vacation??!!

That's somethin.

Hell yes! Well, 17 straight days off: 7 vacation days + 6 weekend days + 4 holiday days (Christmas Eve and Day, New Years Eve and Day).

I get 4 weeks vacation, but blew a chunk of it during my European vacation in September.

baseballstud24

Catch up on your Saved by the Bell over vacation. Being a teacher now, I don't get to watch it each and every morning...I'm really reconsidering and regretting what I do for a living.

BigAppleBuckeye

baseballstud24 wrote: Catch up on your Saved by the Bell over vacation. Being a teacher now, I don't get to watch it each and every morning...I'm really reconsidering and regretting what I do for a living.

haha, I admit I have been slacking on my Saved by the Bell. Luckily, I can recite each episode word for word.

Hmm, I wonder how much it would cost to get some of the cast members at my bachelor party.

vball10set

see ya',darby--have a great life!!!

baseballstud24

BigAppleBuckeye wrote:
baseballstud24 wrote: Catch up on your Saved by the Bell over vacation. Being a teacher now, I don't get to watch it each and every morning...I'm really reconsidering and regretting what I do for a living.
haha, I admit I have been slacking on my Saved by the Bell. Luckily, I can recite each episode word for word.

Hmm, I wonder how much it would cost to get some of the cast members at my bachelor party.

I'm guessing...not much. They all are pretty desperate for some publicity nowadays...well except for Mario Lopez...His career has really taken off! haha

BigAppleBuckeye

vball10set wrote: see ya',darby--have a great life!!!

What happened?

GoPens

Maury, Jerry...they've got to be paid actors on those shows.

me_myself_i

I liked the one Maurey where she said she screwed the brother in law and insisted that the kid was either hubby or bro in laws.

Guess again because it wasn't either ones. I'm one thousand percent sure and that test is wrong.

Or lady that has brought nine different guys and still doesn't know who baby daddy is.

I works nights so I caught a lot of those shows but I have since discovered Colin Cowherd so life is good.

se-alum

BAB wrote:That is one of 4 possible episodes that run on a perpetual loop:

1. Your are/are not the father!
2. Is it a male or a female, the shemale bonanza
3. My kid is out of control ... send him to bootcamp!
4. The update episode (which is what today is)

Like, let's think this out. Let's assume you are some fat, poor woman from West Virginia. You get a call from NY, and a producer from Maury pays for you to fly out and be on a show for a "surprise." Why do it? You know that shit is going to be badddddd news haha

Don't forget the fat baby episodes!

ZWICK 4 PREZ

I thought they only had baby daddy ones.

vball10set