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Stalker Ex's

  • darbypitcher22
    Yeah, that broadcasting school is really paying off.
  • SnotBubbles
    ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: I told her I'd call her sometime today. I figure the worst thing is if we start hookin up and I quit talkin to her, she'll boil a rabbit on my stove.
    Atta boy. Go get 'er. :cool:
  • thedynasty1998
    Had an ex fling (not girlfriend, just the casual acquantance) tell me she was pregnant in hopes that I would date her. Not sure if it labeled her as a stalker, but certainly made her crazy.

    And this same girl went college 3 1/3 hours away from me, but anytime I would call her and ask her to come visit, she would be there in 4 hours.
  • darbypitcher22
    ^^^^

    yeah I think that qualifies as crazy.

    Either she really liked you or she needed your dick real bad.
  • BigDog
    ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:
    SnotBubbles wrote: So did you meet up with her? This is actually pretty funny.
    I told her I'd call her sometime today. I figure the worst thing is if we start hookin up and I quit talkin to her, she'll boil a rabbit on my stove.
    Hmmmmm Rabbit Stew....................Yummy!!
  • SnotBubbles
    Did Darby get banned for something?
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    SnotBubbles wrote: Did Darby get banned for something?
    messed with SEJ's food.
  • v_falcons
    did she shoot him?
  • v_falcons
    SnotBubbles wrote: Did Darby get banned for something?
    probably cuz he was hatin' on the cheesy tots
  • brutus161
    I had one. When I was younger, she somehoe always found out when I was coming home on leave, and call the house minutes after I arrived. It took a while to get rid of her. Now here is the weird white trash reality. She is dating my sister-in-law's baby daddy.
  • Heretic
    v_falcons wrote:
    SnotBubbles wrote: Did Darby get banned for something?
    probably cuz he was hatin' on the cheesy tots
    Hatin' on cheesy tots on FH = mentioning other sites on JJ. There are some things you just DON'T do...
  • ernest_t_bass
    SnotBubbles wrote: So did you meet up with her? This is actually pretty funny.

    When my wife (now) and I were dating...my ex stopped by my house on her way past. She had called and wanted to do something that night. I told her, no, I had other plans. That didn't stop her. We weren't even dating and she stopped over and wanted to know "who was in the house." It was ridiculous. I had to threaten to call the police to get her to leave.
    Who was this? SM?
  • SnotBubbles
    ernest_t_bass wrote:
    SnotBubbles wrote: So did you meet up with her? This is actually pretty funny.

    When my wife (now) and I were dating...my ex stopped by my house on her way past. She had called and wanted to do something that night. I told her, no, I had other plans. That didn't stop her. We weren't even dating and she stopped over and wanted to know "who was in the house." It was ridiculous. I had to threaten to call the police to get her to leave.
    Who was this? SM?
    Yes.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Wow! Never knew about this one, or that she was that crazy.
  • SnotBubbles
    ernest_t_bass wrote: Wow! Never knew about this one, or that she was that crazy.
    It's even more "psycho" than that....I just didn't want to go into too much detail online.

    I'd still probably hit it though. ;)
  • dlazz
    Hit it and quit it, bro.
  • darbypitcher22
    pretty sure he already covered that part
  • dlazz
    Might as well do it again. He probably has nothing else going on.
  • darbypitcher22
    eh couldn't hurt I guess
  • SnotBubbles
    How'd you get unbanned?
  • dlazz
    Are you talking to me? I just set my tag thing to "Banned".

    Creative, huh?
  • darbypitcher22
    somebody apparently took some power away from SEJ, thats how I got unbanned.
  • SnotBubbles
    Not you dlazz....talking to darby. That is pretty "clever" though.... :)

    I was worried about you darby...you're one of the few on here I still like.
  • darbypitcher22
    unfortunately you're in the minority as far as liking me lol.... I wasn't too worried. This place (and the funny pictures thread) couldn't survive without me
  • dlazz
    Yeah I don't like darby. He's fat.