Any tips on how to stop drinking poop so much?

• fortfan

  I try to limit my POP intake by drinking more water....but I am with those that say a McDonald's Coke in the morning is very addictive. (with my 2 breakfast burritos)
• mtrulz

  I just drank juice and white milk. Eventually, you'll crave them instead, like me. I used to drink a lot of pop when I was young, I haven't had one sip of any pop since at least 2007.
• The Equalizer

  

  "I used to drink a lot of pop when I was young"
  
  Am I the only one who got a kick out of this?
• GoChiefs

  

  Lol..yeah..I thought the same thing.
• Chesapeake

  

  If a Mod changed a title like this over yonder, they'd get one of those "then dreaded" e-mails from JJ titled moderator status.
  
  When ya open the e-mail, it says your moderator privileges have been revoked.
  
  Then when you reply and try to argue your case ya get the.. This is a dead issue and won't be discussed any further response.
• O-Trap

  

  How to stop drinking poop:
  
  Rule 1: Never put face near toilet bowl.
  Rule 2: Never put ladle, cup, glass, or beer bong near toilet bowl.
  Rule 3: Don't give rimjobs.
  
  Problem solved!
• Glory Days

  

  Keebler wrote: Poop doesn't have the fizz like pop does. So I never got hooked on poop like I do pop. Plus poop only comes in 2 flavors really brown and green.

  yeah but only one type of poop can be drunk...the others have to be eaten....
• bo shemmy3337

  poop?
• HitsRus

  

  Early Cuyler wrote: Drink more beer

  
  
  From the spelling and the syntax of his original post, I'd say he's already tried that idea.
• Trueblue23

  

  Chesapeake wrote: If a Mod changed a title like this over yonder, they'd get one of those "then dreaded" e-mails from JJ titled moderator status.
  
  When ya open the e-mail, it says your moderator privileges have been revoked.
  
  Then when you reply and try to argue your case ya get the.. This is a dead issue and won't be discussed any further response.

  Yea but we like to have fun over here, and I thought it was pretty funny haha
• ernest_t_bass

  

  bo shemmy3337 wrote: poop?

  
  Ha, he called the shit, poop!
• Chesapeake

  

  ernest_t_bass wrote:

  bo shemmy3337 wrote: poop?

  
  Ha, he called the shit, poop!

  LOL!
• Nate

  Glory Days wrote:

  Keebler wrote: Poop doesn't have the fizz like pop does. So I never got hooked on poop like I do pop. Plus poop only comes in 2 flavors really brown and green.

  yeah but only one type of poop can be drunk...the others have to be eaten....

  You must not own a blender.
• O-Trap

  

  Attend an RA meeting (Rimjobbers Anonymous). With help, you too can stop drinking poop via rimjobs.
• CenterBHSFan

  

  Where is Manaze at? Did the Creekers finally fun him off?
• GoChiefs

  

  CenterBHSFan wrote: Where is Manaze at? Did the Creekers finally fun him off?

  No..he's probably too busy playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles..or trading his cards.
• v_falcons

  bet that's a bitch using a straw