What is your job?

• sleeper

  

  My job is to make BIG CASH MONEY $$$ STACKS and put it in the bank.
  
  And that's all you need to know.
• bcubed

  

  Cat-scan technologist in a Hospital!
  
  I get to see what's on the inside and sometimes it ain't pretty.
• LJ

  

  2kool4skool wrote: My fucking job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
  
  First there is the supermodel wannabe chick. I'll give her credit, she is pretty fucking hot. But she's constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up. She is extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/wants/desires of anyone but herself. She is dumb as a box of rocks, I'm surprised she has enough brain power to continue to berate. She must suck a mean dick, because the boss keeps her around.
  
  The next chick is exactly the opposite. She is probably one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, yet she is here with us. She is like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure if she even showers, muchness her feminine parts. I think she's a lesbian; every time we drive by a Home Depot, she moans like she's creaming her panties.
  
  And finally the jewel of the crowd is the fucking stoner. I'm not talking like an occasional toker. This guy is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. I would doubt that he has been sober in the last 10 years easily. And he's only 22. He dresses like a freakin' beatnik throwback from the 1960's. To make it worse, he brings his fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this HUGE FUCKING DOG!!! This thing usually walks around about half-stoned from the second hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King.
  
  Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

  Repost from OT.com.
  
  
  I'm the asst to the asst manager at the local Citgo
• fan_from_texas

  sleeper wrote: My job is to make BIG CASH MONEY $$$ STACKS and put it in the bank.
  
  And that's all you need to know.

  After your stint at tOSU, we don't expect anything less. You probably have lots of SEC grads working for you, right?
• This_DJ_3

  I'm an account rep for a paper company
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  I work for the Dark Side.
  
  Actuary for one of those evil health insurance companies. I help design and maintain cost forecasting models.
  
  Was an operations manager for a large trucking company for twelve years when I got out of college, then started over again in my mid-thirties. Went back for a second degree at age 38 - thank God for tuition assistance and patient wives.
• 2kool4skool

  

  LJ wrote:Repost from OT.com.

  Technically, it's a repost from 4chan, since that's where it originated.
  
  But I don't think the freehuddle population really reads such message boards, and I personally thought it was hilarious. And Citing the source would have ruined the joke.
• LJ

  

  2kool4skool wrote:

  LJ wrote:Repost from OT.com.

  Technically, it's a repost from 4chan, since that's where it originated.
  
  But I don't think the freehuddle population really reads such message boards, and I personally thought it was hilarious. And Citing the source would have ruined the joke.

  It's from OT and was reposted on 4chan. But whatev
• sleeper

  

  fan_from_texas wrote:

  sleeper wrote: My job is to make BIG CASH MONEY $$$ STACKS and put it in the bank.
  
  And that's all you need to know.

  After your stint at tOSU, we don't expect anything less. You probably have lots of SEC grads working for you, right?

  I only employ one actually, he's a pretty good janitor. Has a degree in mechanical engineering from LSU, came in wanting a position, and wasn't surprised or mad when I offered him to be a janitor. He didn't even want benefits, just minimum wage.
• samezoobi

  Business Lawyer.
• UA5straightin2008

  

  college student at denison, in the summers work for a patio company laying brick/stone
• fortfan

  Mechanical Engineer for a company that - among other things - converts gas engine vehicles to CNG and/or adds electric assist motors to school busses and shuttle busses etc.
• j_crazy

  

  Project/ Production Engineer for one of the 5 Biggest Oil companies in the USA.
• allstar

  P.I.M.P.
  
  Playa in a management profession,
  
  also
  
  P.M.F.L
• Fab4Runner

  

  Guest services at a hotel (aka front desk, lol).
• capninsano

  Help the Steelers coaching staff
• Nate

  IT Coordinator
• devil1197

  College Senior and working a full time as a customer service rep
• fan_from_texas

  sleeper wrote:

  fan_from_texas wrote:

  sleeper wrote: My job is to make BIG CASH MONEY $$$ STACKS and put it in the bank.
  
  And that's all you need to know.

  After your stint at tOSU, we don't expect anything less. You probably have lots of SEC grads working for you, right?

  I only employ one actually, he's a pretty good janitor. Has a degree in mechanical engineering from LSU, came in wanting a position, and wasn't surprised or mad when I offered him to be a janitor. He didn't even want benefits, just minimum wage.

  I hear you on that one. I think we have some SEC law school graduates somewhere in our file room. They'll really quick when it comes to moving boxes--I guess they recruit more speed down there.
• mtrulz

  bcubed wrote: Cat-scan technologist in a Hospital!
  
  I get to see what's on the inside and sometimes it ain't pretty.

  Now I see why you don't come to many CM games! Tough job at times..
• bamagirl

  Human Resources & actually planning on attending a SEC school for Graduate School.
• mtrulz

  ^^Even Auburn..?????