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This has got to be the worst "holiday" song I have ever heard...

  • justincredible
    Luckily I am not a huge fan of Christmas music so I've been spared from this song until recently. My wife listens to the 24hr Christmas music stations in the car and I heard it for the first time on the way in to work on Wednesday. Absolutely terrible but it appears to be pretty popular.

    Dan Fogelberg - Same Auld Lang Syne
  • darbypitcher22
    I actually love that song
  • power i
    Anyone who loves that song is gay. Worst song ever.
  • osudarby08
    Haha these lyrics are pointless.
  • BCBulldog
    I actually enjoy most Christmas music this time of year, but that song makes me want to convert to Islam.
  • justincredible
    power i wrote: Anyone who loves that song is gay. Worst song ever.
    Agreed. I get pissed when it comes on the radio now (I think I've heard it 3 or 4 times since Wednesday). It kinda makes me hate Christmas.
  • KevinJr
    I can't believe how unbelievably stupid the lyrics are.

    "We bought a six pack at the liquor store and drank it in her car."

    WTF? Are they in 9th grade? Terrible song, I couldn't even finish listening to it.
  • justincredible
    She spilled her purse and the we laughed until we cried...

    Awful. I didn't realize dropping your purse was that funny.
  • justincredible
    This song may just be the worst thing on Earth. Not just the worst song, the worst thing.
  • KevinJr
    justincredible wrote: This song may just be the worst thing on Earth. Not just the worst song, the worst thing.
    LOL.

    It's so creepy and bizarre. And strangely sad. What an odd, odd ode to Christmas.
  • justincredible
    I think we're going to have to strip darby of his man card.
  • Strapping Young Lad
    This song is crazy. I'll never forget the first time I heard it. And now I have to listen to it when it comes on. It's like the cliche of not being able to look away from a car crash although it's a horrible sight. The same for me and this song....

    I'll give him credit though, it's well composed....
  • j_crazy
    how'd you embed a video.

    justincredible hax!!!
  • Tiernan
    power i wrote: Anyone who loves that song is gay. Worst song ever.
    I am gay - and I hate it too!
  • bo shemmy3337
    First time listener here and it is really gay lol.
  • GoChiefs
    So we can embed video now? Or is that just a 'I can b/c I own this joint' type of thing?
  • bo shemmy3337
    GoChiefs wrote: So we can embed video now? Or is that just a 'I can b/c I own this joint' type of thing?
    Justin can do what ever he wants. He has a 12 inch penis.
  • Heretic
    I made it through about 2 minutes of that atrocity. Right now, I'm trying to hold back vomit from the crappiness of that song.

    Anyone who even sort of kind of likes it needs pimp-slapped into oblivion.
  • baseball4
    justincredible wrote: Luckily I am not a huge fan of Christmas music so I've been spared from this song until recently. My wife listens to the 24hr Christmas music stations in the car and I heard it for the first time on the way in to work on Wednesday. Absolutely terrible but it appears to be pretty popular.

    Dan Fogelberg - Same Auld Lang Syne
    I made it 47 seconds into that song. Do I get rewarded? I won't get those 47 seconds back Justincredible...
  • Upper90
    I agree that it is well composed, but that's also where my compliments end, haha.

    Lyrics like, "I stole behind her in the frozen foods/And I touched her on the sleeve" are both poor AND creepy as all hell. A rare feat.
  • Heretic
    Upper90 wrote: I agree that it is well composed, but that's also where my compliments end, haha.

    Lyrics like, "I stole behind her in the frozen foods/And I touched her on the sleeve" are both poor AND creepy as all hell. A rare feat.
    True. That's the sort of thing that tends to lead to a good dose of pepper spray to the eyes. Then again, that just might be because I'm not Dan Fogelberg.
  • gorocks99
    This really needs to be sealed in a warehouse, "Raiders of the Lost Ark"-style. It melts my brain.
  • Scarlet_Fever
    Finally, I have brought this up to many people and they either like it or have never heard it. This is absolutly the worst song ever.
  • justincredible
    Scarlet_Fever wrote: Finally, I have brought this up to many people and they either like it or have never heard it. This is absolutly the worst song ever.
    Anyone who likes this song should be kicked in the earhole.
  • Scarlet_Fever
    justincredible wrote:
    Scarlet_Fever wrote: Finally, I have brought this up to many people and they either like it or have never heard it. This is absolutly the worst song ever.
    Anyone who likes this song should be kicked in the earhole.
    So I should kick my wife in the earhole? :D