DUI guy blows a .313....

• Devils Advocate

  

  On a raft.
  

  “Modene had been floating on the river for the day and consuming alcoholic beverages the entire time,” troopers wrote in their “daily dispatches” log on their website.
  
  At 0.313, Modene’s breath-alcohol content was almost four times the legal limit for operating a vehicle, 0.08.

  Under Alaska’s DUI law, operating a water craft means to “navigate a vessel used or capable of being used as a means of transportation on water for recreational or commercial purposes on all waters, fresh or salt, inland or coastal, inside the territorial limits or under the jurisdiction of the state.”

  I cry Buuuuullllllllshiiit! What's he gonna do, bump into a salmon?
  
  http://newsminer.com/view/full_story/19659421/article-Juneau-man-gets-DUI-on-raft-in-Chena-River?instance=home_news_window_left_top_2
  
  
  
  \aafukineffed
• sportchampps

  Is this the same law in Ohio because I might have to stop cabrewing
• I Wear Pants

  sportchampps;1239151 wrote:Is this the same law in Ohio because I might have to stop cabrewing

  Cabrewing is definitely illegal. You can certainly get an OVI that way.
• like_that

  

  I Wear Pants;1239155 wrote:Cabrewing is definitely illegal. You can certainly get an OVI that way.

  
  I know of a few friends who in fact got an OVI for cabrewing. Always brings the lulz.
• thavoice

  yeah..ya can get busted for drinking and driving a boat...just like ya can for drinking and riding a bicycle, lawnmower, motorized bar stool, etc.
  
  Saw someone last summer get put through the same test as drivers of car get and then taken away. It was a bit more interesting than the fireworks that night. Dude had to be embarrased as it was done in front of 100 or so people.
• sportchampps

  ha good thing im banned from trappers for losing a kayak then
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Eric Steingbach as a bengal got busted for a BUI. lol
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  sportchampps;1240036 wrote:ha good thing im banned from trappers for losing a kayak then

  You did whaaaaaaat? How did that happen???
• Red Rum

  

  thavoice;1239165 wrote:yeah..ya can get busted for drinking and driving a boat...just like ya can for drinking and riding a bicycle, lawnmower, motorized bar stool, etc.
  
  Saw someone last summer get put through the same test as drivers of car get and then taken away.

  I saw the same thing happen to a guy in a canoe on the Mohican river near Loudonville.
  
  Funny thing is just about everyone on the river was hammered and he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. It really killed the party atmosphere and turned the rest of the trip into a a voyage of paranoia.
• hang_loose

  So does that mean if he was just floating with a life jacket, he would have been legal? Or what about just wading?
• SnotBubbles

  

  hang_loose;1240372 wrote:So does that mean if he was just floating with a life jacket, he would have been legal? Or what about just wading?

  I don't think either of those are considered a "vessel."
• Tiernan

  Did he win the gold medal?
• 1_beast

  

  hang_loose;1240372 wrote:So does that mean if he was just floating with a life jacket, he would have been legal? Or what about just wading?

  then they prob hit ya for Public Intox