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Actor caught with his pants down in movie theater ... and he doesn't go by "Pee Wee"

  • O-Trap
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/19/fred-willard-arrested-masturbating-movie-theater_n_1685667.html?utm_hp_ref=celebrity&icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl6|sec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D181468

    72-year-old Fred Willard of "This Is Spinal Tap" fame got caught jerkin' the joystick in an adult theater.

    Classy.

    Is it a common thing to go to an adult theater, drop trow, and do your thing?
  • Fab4Runner
    I mean I thought that was the whole point of those places?
  • DeyDurkie5
    Just go online and jerk it porn.
  • Laley23
    Not gonna lie, I assumed that was legal lol.
  • Commander of Awesome
    I mean, I thought that was the whole point of a home computer with internet access?
  • vball10set
    Wasn't he the guy in "Best in Show"? That was frickin' hilarious!
  • SnotBubbles
    I'm impressed he's still jerking it at 72!
  • vball10set
    SnotBubbles;1229246 wrote:I'm impressed he's still jerking it at 72!
  • Big_Mirg_ZHS
    My fave is A Mighty Wind. That movie is hilarious.
  • Gardens35
    vball10set;1229244 wrote:Wasn't he the guy in "Best in Show"? That was frickin' hilarious!
    Agree, funny movie.
  • FatHobbit
    Fab4Runner;1229233 wrote:I mean I thought that was the whole point of those places?
    I don't know, but I get grossed out enough when I step in something sticky on the floor at a regular theatre.
  • Sykotyk
    Never been to one, but I always assumed that was the whole point of them. I mean, why pay when you can just watch online or OnDemand?
  • Sykotyk
    FatHobbit;1229281 wrote:I don't know, but I get grossed out enough when I step in something sticky on the floor at a regular theatre.
    Just keep telling yourself that was spilled pop.
  • Belly35
    This type of shit give old people a bad name... stupid mofo :laugh:
  • I Wear Pants
    They should arrest people who aren't masterbating at adult theaters. They're the ones who must be up to shenanigans.
  • GOONx19
    Oh, you mean Ed Harken.

  • Manhattan Buckeye
    vball10set;1229244 wrote:Wasn't he the guy in "Best in Show"? That was frickin' hilarious!
    How much do you think I can bench press?
  • BORIStheCrusher
    I Wear Pants;1229387 wrote:They should arrest people who aren't masterbating at adult theaters. They're the ones who must be up to shenanigans.
    Yeah, who the hell sits and watches a porn like a regular movie?
  • tcarrier32
    BORIStheCrusher;1230015 wrote:Yeah, who the hell sits and watches a porn like a regular movie?
    You don't watch porn for the script writing?
  • BRF
    Wait, he's 72 years old.......perhaps he doesn't do computers. He be old school.

    Right, Belly, he gives us a bad rap.

    I remember this guy from being on a bazillion TV shows.

    Check out imdb.com for his complete list. There are some old shows he was on that I forgot about.
  • O-Trap
    tcarrier32;1230128 wrote:You don't watch porn for the script writing?
    Well, if you wanna get your money's worth, you would probably stay for longer than a few minutes it would take to get your rocks off. What DO you watch it for after that?
  • tcarrier32
    O-Trap;1230252 wrote:Well, if you wanna get your money's worth, you would probably stay for longer than a few minutes it would take to get your rocks off. What DO you watch it for after that?
    the character development, of course.
  • O-Trap
    tcarrier32;1230373 wrote:the character development, of course.
    That, and the intricate development of the plot.
  • superman
    O-Trap;1230252 wrote:Well, if you wanna get your money's worth, you would probably stay for longer than a few minutes it would take to get your rocks off. What DO you watch it for after that?
    Round 2
  • O-Trap
    superman;1230455 wrote:Round 2
    Still seems like you'd be firing blanks and raw before it's over.