What are your favorite movie quotes, lines or scenes?

• password

  

  What are some of your favorite quotes, lines or scenes that stand out above all the rest?
  
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• Steel Valley Football

  "It's a strange thing killing a man. You take away everything he's got and everything he's going to have".
• DeyDurkie5

  

  "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
• hasbeen

  

  i love the smell of napalm in the morning
• pmoney25

  

  "Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"
• said_aouita

  

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• said_aouita

  

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• pmoney25

  

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• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  From "Blazing Saddles":
  
  "Son, you're on your own!"
• mcburg93

  

  little bill: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.
  Will money: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.
  
  
  
  
  
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• Tigerfan00

  

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• Ironman92

  

  Yippee Cay Yay Mother Fucker
  
  Let's Do All the things that you want to do.
  
  Aren't I the popular one?
  
  He'd eat stuff that would make a billy goat puke.
• Automatik

  

  "You're part eggplant."
  
  From True Romance.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  A few of mine have been posted - this one always brings the luls
  
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• vball10set

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• Manhattan Buckeye

  For a line, although I don't agree with Shawshank Redemption being the best film of all time according to imdb.com, the line "Get busy living, or get busy dying" is superb in its message and simplicity.
  
  For scenes, there are too many to give a proper #1, but one of my favorites is in The Royal Tenenbaums when Paltrow's (who I normally can't stand) character, is walking towards Luke Wilson's character with a Nico song in the soundtrack in slow motion. It remind me so much of my arriving in Chicago's Midway airport to visit my then girlfriend/now wife.
• Commander of Awesome

  

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• Sonofanump

  Quotes.
  
  Stripes: "There was a draft?"
  Mr. Mom: "220/221, whatever it takes."
  Nightshift: "I got it! Take live tuna fish, and feed 'em mayonnaise!"
  Caddyshack: "Pool and a pond... Pond be good for you."
• jmog

  The Braveheart speech...
  
  Most of the Happy Gilmore movie, but my favorites are:
  
  Mover: I'll tell you what, you hit a ball past my ball, and we'll go straight back to work so you can watch your precious hockey game.
  Happy Gilmore: Give me the stupid club.
  [approaches the ball on the tee]
  Happy Gilmore: [judging the club] Look at this stupid thing.
  Mover: This is going to be hilarious. I mean, look how he's standing.
  Happy Gilmore: [sarcastically] Yeah you like that?
  [Happy hits the ball, hits the window to the house at the end of the street]
  Mover: Holy shit.
  Happy Gilmore: Go back to work.
  Mover: That house is like four hundred yards away.
  Happy Gilmore: Is that good?
  Mover: That's unbelieveable.
  Mover: Beginner's luck. Twenty bucks says you can't do it again.
  Happy Gilmore: Bring it on.
  [Happy hits the ball in the same direction]
  Distant neighbor: You boys are going to pay for that. Ow.
  Mover: You hit that guy.
  Happy Gilmore: He shouldn't have been standing there.
  Mover: One more time, double or nothing.
  Happy Gilmore: You better pay up.
  [Happy hits the ball, ball hits a woman on the roof of the same house, falls off]
  Happy Gilmore: Oops. All right, maybe we should get back inside.
  
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  Happy Gilmore: [Having a bad day of golfing due to a member of the crowd] That guy's driving me *crazy*!
  Bob Barker: You know what's driving *me* crazy? You, not getting the ball in the hole.
  Happy Gilmore: Don't push me, Bob! Now's not the time.
  [Happy hits the ball, which hits a man standing on a boat, who then falls into the water]
  Bob Barker: This guy sucks!
  Announcer: We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play *this* badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead-last.
  Bob Barker: I can't *believe* you're a professional golfer! I think you should be working at the snack bar.
  Happy Gilmore: [Angrily, with teeth clenched] You better relax, Bob.
  Bob Barker: There is *no* way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf!
  Happy Gilmore: Alright, let's go!
  [Happy throws down his club and punches Bob in the face, who falls to the ground]
  Happy Gilmore: You like that, old man? You want a piece of me?
  Bob Barker: [Shaking his head as he gets up] I don't want a *piece* of you, I want the *whole thing*!
  [Punches Happy in the gut, then proceeds to punch him in the face ten times, sending Happy falling into a pond]
  Happy Gilmore: [Happy gets out] Now you're gonna get it, Bobby!
  [Happy grabs his club and swings at Bob, who blocks, punches Happy in the face, then throws him to the ground. Happy tackles Bob, resulting in both of them rolling down a hill. At the bottom, Happy headbutts Bob]
  Happy Gilmore: The price is *wrong*, bitch!
  Bob Barker: [Bob grabs Happy's throat, opens his eyes with a menacing look, stands up, punches Happy in the gut twice, and once in the face before Happy falls down again] I think you've had enough.
  [Starts to walk away, but notices Happy start to stand up again]
  Bob Barker: No?
  [[I]Kicks Happy in the face]
  Bob Barker: *Now* you've had enough... bitch. [/I]
• jmog

  I'm at work so I can't, but if someone could embed the Gilmore/Barker fight from youtube, that has to be one of the funniest movie clips of all time.
  
  I literally fell out of my seat in the theatre laughing when that scene happened.
• georgemc80

  Moneypenny: 007 where are you?
  Bond: Just touching up on my Dutch (While in bed with a hot blonde)
  Moneypenny: Oh James, you are such a cunning linguist.
• O-Trap

  

  "I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.
  
  Did I adequately answer your condescending question?"
  
  - Mark Z. in The Social Network
• Fred Garvin

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