Thread Of Haiku

• OneBuckeye

  

  This thread is Haiku
  Make one up and post it too
  Instructions for you
  
  http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Haiku-Poem
  

  There are some who say that haiku can just be a short fragment (no more than three words) followed by a phrase. The following is an example of such a structure, which is often very effective, but this example fails to have the necessary seasonal reference or to create an intuitive spark or leap of understanding in the relationship between the two parts.
  
  <dl><dd>early evening
  </dd><dd>small flat stones
  </dd><dd>line the shore
  
  </dd></dl>
  The haiku doesn't have to be serious. It can be funny, although traditionalists might call it a 'senryu' rather than a 'haiku.' Please note that the following is not an example of senryu, but merely a three-line poem that attempts to be funny (this is the sort of poem that both haiku and senryu writers consider to be what has been called a 'pseudo-haiku' or 'pseudo-senryu'):
  
  <dl><dd>I like Cottage Cheese
  </dd><dd>Cottage Cheese is my favorite
  </dd><dd>Yummy Cottage Cheese
  </dd></dl>
  Or:
  
  I Like this nice girl<dl><dd>She is in my English class</dd><dd>she doesn't like me</dd></dl>
  OR:
  "Potato Oles,
  Run away! It's Godzilla!
  Potato Oles."

• queencitybuckeye

  Five syllables here
  Seven more syllables here
  Are you happy now
• I Wear Pants

  Don't dictate my life
  I hate your dumb thread greatly
  Please die in a fire
• OneBuckeye

  

  If thread
  can dictate you
  You Wear Pants
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  Haikus are easy
  But sometimes they don't make sense
  Refrigerator
• Curly J

  

  1th time I've tried this
  I am the puppet master
  I leg press a ton
• I Wear Pants

  Curly J;1222785 wrote:1th time I've tried this
  I am the puppet master
  I leg press a ton

  Reps I tried to give
  "you must spread them around first"
  God I hate Justin
• Curly J

  

  Best way I've found is
  Reheating in a skillet
  I will eat it cold
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I like anal sex
  But only when receiving
  Stick it in my butt
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Snot and I lovers
  Anal sex often daily
  Boy my ass is chaffed
• GOONx19

  

  Damn it E.T.Bass
  You always have to go there
  Now all threads are ghey
• Rotinaj

  

  I want my iPad
  Give it to me you bastard
  Refrigerator
• A PAC

  

  Boobies boobies boobs
  I like me some big tattas
  Butts are awesome too
  
  
  I win.
• Belly35

  

  I use good grammar mofo:laugh:
• BRF

  

  Belly made Haiku:
  "I use good grammar mofo".
  Good job Belly boy!
  
  BRF is old.
  Makes fun of 20 year olds.
  They think they so cool.
• Sonofanump

  Drink keystone light case</SPAN>
  Can not breathe or do plyo</SPAN>
  Need a M R I</SPAN>
• DeyDurkie5

  

  i cum home frerm wer
  i mak out wht famile
  my narm is belly
• Sonofanump

  Curly J;1222814 wrote:Best way I've found is
  Reheating in a skillet
  I will eat it cold

  This is very funny
  I did not see it coming
  drink pallet wrecker
• BRF

  

  My 3 bad S's:
  Sleeper Sage Society
  Justin please ban them.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  DeyDurkie5;1223730 wrote:i cum home frerm wer
  i mak out wht famile
  my narm is belly

  
  Gooby pls
• ernest_t_bass

  

  DeyDurkie5;1223730 wrote:i cum home frerm wer
  i mak out wht famile
  my narm is belly

  
  Lol'd hard.
• Belly35

  

  I use good grammar mofo
  dickhead spell checkers
  eat shit and die DeyDurkie5
• DeyDurkie5

  

  Belly35;1224021 wrote:I use good grammar mofo
  dickhead spell checkers
  eat shit and die DeyDurkie5

  This is not a haiku belly, please follow the thread rules
• BRF

  

  Belly35;1224021 wrote:I use good grammar mofo
  ****head spell checkers
  eat **** and die DeyDurkie5

  (I will help my pal out)
  
  
  Hey DeyDurkie5!
  I use good grammar mofo!
  Eat some shit and die!
  
  Edit: see Belly, it's a 5-7-5 syllable line scheme.