Just a joke

• Chesapeake

  

  Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
  
  Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
  
  Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
  
  Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
  
  Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
  
  Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
  
  Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
  
  Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
  
  Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
  
  Johnny is even madder than before.
  
  Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
  
  Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
  
  Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
  
  Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
  questions.
  
  When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
  
  The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
  
  Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
• charliehustle14

  haha
• j_crazy

  

  LOL. great.
• captvern

  hahahaha
• SnotBubbles

  I lol'd.
• justincredible

  

  Funny.
• GoChiefs

  

  That is probably the best one I've heard yet. Lol
• brutus161

  

  That was awesome.
• stroups

  

  lol
• thedynasty1998

  

  That's pretty solid.
• Darkon

  

  LOL Nice..
• martyirish

  

  What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause..
  
  
  
  Santa knew to stop at 3 Ho's
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I lol'd yesterday, when I saw it in an email!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Tiernan

  This first went around with Clinton after all his bimbos came out.
• queencitybuckeye

  Thanks for your contribution, little fella.
• mtrulz

  Johnny must look up to me.