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What's your favorite word in Urban Dictionary?

  • alwaysafan
    I apologize in advance for the easily offended.

    http://alaskan-firedragon.urbanup.com/1147443
  • Laley23
    Way to many amazing words/phrases to choose from.

    However, my friends and I started calling people "funboys" about 5 years ago before the phrase was a little bit more popular.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Funboy

    Also, we came up with what a funboy (who is usually a younger male in his 20s or early 30s) transforms into...which is a fancyman. Fancyman is not in Urban Dictionary at all, so I still lay claim to the term, lol.
  • MrPoke
    [size=large]Skeet[/size]
    To launch a flying stream of man juice through the air, preferably hitting a whore in her eye.
    1. Grandpa took 5 pills of viagra, then skeeted in grandmas pancakes.

    2. Joe was polishing his knob, then accidentally skeeted in Jens eye.

    3. Little sam was cleaning his member, and discovered his first skeet at the age of 13.

    4. Mom was cleaning the counter when she discovered a puddle of skeet
  • Laley23
    Skeet is a great word for sure. Makes me laugh everytime I hear the words "Tooooo tha windowsssssss, ta tha walllllss"
  • MrPoke
    Laley23 wrote: Skeet is a great word for sure. Makes me laugh everytime I hear the words "Tooooo tha windowsssssss, ta tha walllllss"
    Damn you Laley, now it's stuck in my head. :-/
    ahhh skeet skeet skeet
  • BORIStheCrusher
    lol, every week my gf and I find the worst stuff with my sister and bro in law. We send each other the dirtiest/funniest things we find. Examples...

    Turkish Pizza - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turkish+pizza (barf!)

    Alabama Hot Pocket - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alabama%20hot%20pocket

    Turkish Nightmare (#2) - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turkish+nightmare
  • derek bomar
    turkish pizza sounds delicious
  • Rotinaj
    Cosby sweater.
  • alwaysafan
    Hah, Boris and Rotinaj -- those are just wrong.
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  • BigAppleBuckeye
    BORIStheCrusher wrote:
    BigAppleBuckeye wrote: That's easy ... Blumpkin!

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin
    I RAISE you one..... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blumpkin%20Decker

    German Gasmask (Tea bag x 10) - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=german+gasmask
    Wow ... I can't top that one hahah. Oh my haha
  • darbypitcher22
    wow theres some nasty stuff in here.... makes cleveland steamers look tame
  • gorocks99
    Can't access it at work, but Alaskan Pipeline.
  • Laley23
    Here is one that I have actually done with my friend some chick we met at a bar in Cinci.

    I stayed ridin for a good 11 seconds (although we had him stay in the closet and emerge mid sex as opposed to saying something to the girl)

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rodeo+clown
  • xnds1fan
    copy and paste if you would, please.
  • BORIStheCrusher
    xnds1fan wrote: copy and paste if you would, please.
    Turkish Pizza - its when you eat a chick out who has a yeast infection and is on their period and has a VD, that way you have the crust (yeast - bread), the sauce (period), and the cheese (VD)

    Dude, this one chick i met at the bar in Istanbul was NASTY. I wasn't hungry that night, but I ended up getting served some Turkish pizza!
  • Laley23
    The Rodeo Clown, which as I stated before, we performed with slight modifications.

    Whilst taking a female from behind, you whisper something into her ear that infuriates her, and makes her buck like a bull
    eg. i was taking my girlfriend up the arse and then i pulled the rodeo clown, i whispered in her ear, "you sister was better", then she set off like a bronco, but i got the title i lasted 9.3 seconds. trust me i was holding on for my life!!
  • LJ
    Booyah
    A exclamation used when a males genitalia are removed from a female orifice smaller than the genitals creating a suction and subsequent popping sound.
    *Black man pops his balls out of some girls butthole and shouts*

    "BOOYAH!"
  • BORIStheCrusher
    LJ wrote: Booyah
    A exclamation used when a males genitalia are removed from a female orifice smaller than the genitals creating a suction and subsequent popping sound.
    *Black man pops his balls out of some girls butthole and shouts*

    "BOOYAH!"
    I might have to do this later! :)
  • sjmvsfscs08
    ^^^Have you seen the video for that? It circulated through my group of buddies a few months ago. Just search "booyah" on spankwire.com hahahahaha
  • TODD_PACKER
    LJ wrote: Booyah
    A exclamation used when a males genitalia are removed from a female orifice smaller than the genitals creating a suction and subsequent popping sound.
    *Black man pops his balls out of some girls butthole and shouts*

    "BOOYAH!"
    Funniest shit ever!
  • LJ
    sjmvsfscs08 wrote: ^^^Have you seen the video for that? It circulated through my group of buddies a few months ago. Just search "booyah" on spankwire.com hahahahaha
    Man, that video was popular when i was a freshman in college, so like 2003
  • Con_Alma
    "...so like 2003 "

    ...as was communicating like this!