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When You Make a Sandwich....

  • Laley23
    do you get all the fixings/ingredients out before hand or do you pull out of the fridge the mayo, mustard, tomatoes, etc as you go?
  • j_crazy
    if i'm makin my own sammich, what the hell did i get married for?
  • krambman
    I usually take everything out and once and put everything away at once. A lot easier that way than opening and closing the fridge 12 times.
  • gorocks99
    I don't know. I'm not a woman.
  • Heretic
    Both.

    It depends on how complicated the sandwich is. If it's a simple meat-n-cheese thing I'm throwing together to scarf down while driving to work, I'll have everything out at once, but if it's something with a couple condiments, banana peppers, tomato, etc. that I'm putting a bit of effort into, I'll grab ingredients as I go and as I put stuff back into the fridge, I'll pull more stuff out.
  • vball10set
    krambman wrote: I usually take everything out and once and put everything away at once. A lot easier that way than opening and closing the fridge 12 times.
    this...and I also clean up any mess before I eat it--OCD baby!!!
  • Laley23
    Damn, if I was a moderator I would swith the question to when your woman makes you a sammich....
  • power i
    I can't believe any of you are admitting to even making your own sammich. I hope you only do it if the wife/gf is outside washing the car.

    And btw, when I'm making my Hubby and/or son's sammich I get everything out all at once, but I don't put it away until I'm sure I got it right.
  • Heretic
    power i wrote: I can't believe any of you are admitting to even making your own sammich. I hope you only do it if the wife/gf is outside washing the car.

    And btw, when I'm making my Hubby and/or son's sammich I get everything out all at once, but I don't put it away until I'm sure I got it right.
    I'm single.....back when I was married, I sure as hell didn't make my own sammich! Come to think of it, that might explain why I didn't eat many sammichs back in the day....and could be Reason #385373428.b1.24 why I'm no longer married.
  • vball10set
    power i...you don't happen to be toothless, 3 foot tall,have a flat head and pistol grip ears,do you?? :p
  • power i
    vball, do we know each other from somewhere????
  • justincredible
    I told my wife to make me a sandwich last night and all I got was an icy stare.
  • Laley23
    justincredible wrote: I told my wife to make me a sandwich last night and all I got was an icy stare.
    Some women just dont know their place :D:D
  • justincredible
    Laley23 wrote: Some women just dont know their place :D:D
    She said if I let her quit her job she'd devote her life to keeping the house clean and my belly happy. Almost too tempting of an offer to pass up. :)
  • Heretic
    justincredible wrote: I told my wife to make me a sandwich last night and all I got was an icy stare.
    I'd comment on this, but you've mentioned that she sometimes reads this site, so I fear that she might withhold certain "privileges" unless you ban me if I would give my opinion on what you need to do in order to get a sandwich when you want one.
  • justincredible
    Heretic wrote: I'd comment on this, but you've mentioned that she sometimes reads this site, so I fear that she might withhold certain "privileges" unless you ban me if I would give my opinion on what you need to do in order to get a sandwich when you want one.
    Nah, go for it. She's a good sport.
  • Heretic
    justincredible wrote:
    Heretic wrote: I'd comment on this, but you've mentioned that she sometimes reads this site, so I fear that she might withhold certain "privileges" unless you ban me if I would give my opinion on what you need to do in order to get a sandwich when you want one.
    Nah, go for it. She's a good sport.
    Well, most people are good sports until domestic violence gets brought into the equation.
  • vball10set
    power i wrote: vball, do we know each other from somewhere????
    LOL--only in my dreams,power--only in my dreams :angel:
  • justcompete
    justincredible wrote:
    Laley23 wrote: Some women just dont know their place :D:D
    She said if I let her quit her job she'd devote her life to keeping the house clean and my belly happy. Almost too tempting of an offer to pass up. :)
    I took my wife up on this offer. She kept HER belly happy and stopped giving me bj's.:@
  • j_crazy
    justincredible wrote: I told my wife to make me a sandwich last night and all I got was an icy stare.
    sounds like a trip down some stairs is in order to me.



    (the joke is implied, but stressed here)
  • power i
    But seriously, I laugh at the look on Hubby's face when he gets all forceful and 'orders' me to do something for him. It's like he's thinking 'hey, I'll give it a try and just maybe she'll do it'. Then the look on his face as soon as it comes out of his mouth is PRICELESS!!! Like 'oh shit, that was really stupid'.
  • justincredible
    power i wrote: But seriously, I laugh at the look on Hubby's face when he gets all forceful and 'orders' me to do something for him. It's like he's thinking 'hey, I'll give it a try and just maybe she'll do it'. Then the look on his face as soon as it comes out of his mouth is PRICELESS!!! Like 'oh shit, that was really stupid'.
    Haha, sounds about like me.
  • j_crazy
    ^^^I know this face.

    It's often followed by this face:



    then blue balls.
  • power i
    No need for gifts, the good laugh we get out of it and some sucking-up to are quite enough.
  • fiver
    sometimes when i'm feeling nice i get them all out and just leave them there. every once in a while she gets the hint that i want a sammich. if not...curbstomp.