50 reasons why you don't vote.
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sleeperGo!
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sleeper2. The chicken never crossed the road
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thavoice3. I lost faith in humanity after reading sleepers posts
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sleeper4. Well, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...
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FatHobbit4. I always vote
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sleeper5. Because the polls are the only place where D and R mean the same thing.
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Mr Miyagi6. My vote doesn't count
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FatHobbit
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mcburg937. the line was to long
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said_aouitaThey were out of the free draft beer.
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Mr Miyagi9. The voting poll was at a church. I don't go into churches.
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mcburg9310. I banged the lady checking id's. I gave her a fake name and afraid that baby shes lugging around might be mine.
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OneBuckeye
False. It's pretty obvious that lady is so old she can't have kids. Lame excuse.mcburg93;1217860 wrote:10. I banged the lady checking id's. I gave her a fake name and afraid that baby shes lugging around might be mine. -
friendfromlowry11. Sluts
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Belly3512. Have to vote race its political correct now
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mcburg9313. There were black guys with pitbulls standing around the outside of the building. I was scared for my life so I left and went home.
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password14. I am white and they don't let minorities vote anymore.
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tk421Because no matter what letter is next to the name, they are all the same and no candidates have the values and balls to do the things that need to be done. It doesn't make a difference who is voted in, nothing ever changes. Government takes more and more power no matter if it's a R or D.
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hoops23Because I'm Canadian.
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ernest_t_bassBelly35;1218037 wrote:12. Because I can't read.
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TedSheckler16.
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gerb13117. Aint nobody got time for that
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pmoney2518. Because I am a Paulbot and want to throw the election for Obama
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Belly3519. Some Mexican has my driver’s license </SPAN></SPAN>
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DeadliestWarrior3420. Government stole my baby