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50 reasons why you don't vote.

  • sleeper
    Go!

    1. Had to get my hair did
  • sleeper
    2. The chicken never crossed the road
  • thavoice
    3. I lost faith in humanity after reading sleepers posts
  • sleeper
    4. Well, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

    and you put lipstick on it...
  • FatHobbit
    4. I always vote
  • sleeper
    5. Because the polls are the only place where D and R mean the same thing.
  • Mr Miyagi
    6. My vote doesn't count
  • FatHobbit
  • mcburg93
    7. the line was to long
  • said_aouita
    They were out of the free draft beer.
  • Mr Miyagi
    9. The voting poll was at a church. I don't go into churches.
  • mcburg93
    10. I banged the lady checking id's. I gave her a fake name and afraid that baby shes lugging around might be mine.
  • OneBuckeye
    mcburg93;1217860 wrote:10. I banged the lady checking id's. I gave her a fake name and afraid that baby shes lugging around might be mine.
    False. It's pretty obvious that lady is so old she can't have kids. Lame excuse.
  • friendfromlowry
    11. Sluts
  • Belly35
    12. Have to vote race its political correct now
  • mcburg93
    13. There were black guys with pitbulls standing around the outside of the building. I was scared for my life so I left and went home.
  • password
    14. I am white and they don't let minorities vote anymore.
  • tk421
    Because no matter what letter is next to the name, they are all the same and no candidates have the values and balls to do the things that need to be done. It doesn't make a difference who is voted in, nothing ever changes. Government takes more and more power no matter if it's a R or D.
  • hoops23
    Because I'm Canadian.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Belly35;1218037 wrote:12. Because I can't read.

    fify
  • TedSheckler
    16.
  • gerb131
    17. Aint nobody got time for that
  • pmoney25
    18. Because I am a Paulbot and want to throw the election for Obama
  • Belly35
    19. Some Mexican has my driver&#8217;s license </SPAN></SPAN>
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    20. Government stole my baby