Injuries, Diseases, Hospitilizations & Surgeries

• SnotBubbles

  

  Let's discuss our health.
  
  What has happened to you?
  
  Broken Bones (aside from fingers/toes):
  Left ankle fractured once.
  Right ankle fractured twice.
  Right hand broken once.
  
  Stitches:
  Right thumb
  Right index finger
  Right middle finger
  Head (twice)
  
  Diseases:
  Was diagnosed with Raynaud's last year. Nothing they can do about it, small arteries to my hands and feet narrow and my hands/feet get ice cold for no reason and become discolored sometimes...even in 100 degree heat. It's actually improved over the past year...at the onset it was nuts, I was wearing gloves at my office computer in the middle of the summer. It's not a blockage thing and wont kill me unfortunately.
  
  Surgeries:
  I had excess veins removed around my left nut. (Seriously) I felt a lump and had a cancer scare...it was just excess veins. Happened before I had kids...made my shit as potent as all get out. 3 times I've had sex with my wife when she's been off of her birth control...she's gotten pregnant all 3 times. For about 6 months after this (outpatient) surgery, I was able to lay on my back and shoot my load over my head. Sometimes I came up short and gave myself a small facial. I learned to jack off in a sock after that.
  
  Hospitalizations:
  Once...my first anxiety attack about 5 years ago. Thought I was having a heart attack. Was actually laying on the couch watching the auditions for American Idol when it happened. Crazy stuff. After two days in the hospital and several follow-up trips to doctors/cardiologists including the heart hospital in Columbus...I was told it was all mental (go figure).
• Sonofanump

  I like my eggs scrambled with cheese and onions.
• SnotBubbles

  

  Sonofanump;1217078 wrote:I like my eggs scrambled with cheese and onions.

  Don't derail my thread or I'll have ETB report this post.
• mcburg93

  

  broken bones
  cracked ribs
  broke my leg have a rod down through it now
  
  only had stitches for my surgeries
  
  surgeries
  acl repair
  rod in my leg when I broke it
  partial knee replacement will be going for a full replacement soon
  
  hospitalization
  er for torn rotator cuff
  er when I thought I was having a heart attack turned out to be anxiety
  jaundice for about three weeks in the hospital as a baby
  in for three days for my knee surgery
  
  
  I was diagnosed for post traumatic stress disorder when I was in my twenties. It was due to a wreck I was in and one of the people in the wreck died.
• Sonofanump

  I also had a MRI once after I was short of breath after drinking one night.
• SnotBubbles

  

  mcburg93;1217083 wrote:I was diagnosed for post traumatic stress disorder when I was in my twenties. It was due to a wreck I was in and one of the people in the wreck died.

  Was that the one down from WLS schools after the FB game?
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Broken Nose
  Broke Left Ankle twice
  Broke my left middle and ring fingers
  Torn PCL and Meniscus (the worst)
  Anpendix, and tounsils taken out
  Hernia
  and I had Measals after the Vaccine. I think that's it.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Cracked vertebre
  Stitches on my knuckle and twice in my head
  
  2 minor surgeries, one was wisdom teeth the other my adenoids (sort of like tonsils but no stitches and easier to recover from)
  
  Most recent illness was shingles. I was in Israel and on my last 2 days i shit out 11lbs. Went to the doctor to make sure i didn't have any crazy third world disease. Couple weeks later i thought I had poison ivy, but when it wouldn't go away and didn't itch i got it checked out and they said it was shingles from my immune system being down from the israeli shits i had. I still have scars from it. They give you herpe meds to get rid of it, that was fun ordering. "yes the valtrex is for shingle not herpes"
• FatHobbit

  

  SnotBubbles;1217071 wrote:Sometimes I came up short and gave myself a small facial. I learned to jack off in a sock after that.

  You can admit it was on purpose. No one here will judge you.
• mcburg93

  

  SnotBubbles;1217087 wrote:Was that the one down from WLS schools after the FB game?

  Yes it was. It happened when I was 18 but wasnt Diagnosed till about 25.
• SnotBubbles

  

  FatHobbit;1217093 wrote:You can admit it was on purpose. No one here will judge you.

  It wasn't on purpose...but when I saw it coming I did try to catch it in my mouth. It missed and now I have a lazy eye. FML.
• GOONx19

  

  Stiches three times in my chin from basketball (twice, along with two teeth knocked out) and ice skating as a kid. Once above my eyebrow from sledding.
  
  I also broke my cheekbone and had an awful concussion playing flag football two years ago. I was unconscious for about three minutes and spent the night in the hospital. I don't remember anything from about three plays before it happened until the next morning.
• FatHobbit

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1217092 wrote:They give you herpe meds to get rid of it, that was fun ordering. "yes the valtrex is for shingle not herpes"

  How hot was the chic at the pharmacy?
• I Wear Pants

  Broken Bones (aside from fingers/toes):
  Left wrist broken
  Right ankle fractured once, sprained badly a million times.
  Fractured whatever bone is just above and to the left of my left eye (from my perspective).
  
  Stitches:
  None, superglue works fine.
  
  Diseases:
  Most notable thing was a staph infection on my right arm senior year at the end of wrestling. Other than that nothing notable.
  
  Surgeries:
  Tonsils removed.
  
  Hospitalizations:
  Was in the hospital at least once as a kid for my heart murmur but mostly just to make sure everything was okay. It doesn't effect me at all really since I don't have to take medicine or do/not do anything because of it.
• SnotBubbles

  

  mcburg93;1217095 wrote:Yes it was

  I don't think you ever told me you were in that wreck. What year was it? Like 93 or something wasn't it? I'm pretty sure it was before I was in Ohio.
• mcburg93

  

  SnotBubbles;1217101 wrote:I don't think you ever told me you were in that wreck. What year was it? Like 93 or something wasn't it? I'm pretty sure it was before I was in Ohio.

  Yea it happened in 93.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  SnotBubbles;1217071 wrote:Surgeries:
  I had excess veins removed around my left nut. (Seriously) I felt a lump and had a cancer scare...it was just excess veins. Happened before I had kids...made my shit as potent as all get out. 3 times I've had sex with my wife when she's been off of her birth control...she's gotten pregnant all 3 times. For about 6 months after this (outpatient) surgery, I was able to lay on my back and shoot my load over my head. Sometimes I came up short and gave myself a small facial. I learned to jack off in a sock after that.

  LOL reps if i could - how did you discover this?
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  FatHobbit;1217099 wrote:How hot was the chic at the pharmacy?

  Hot enough you hope she doesn't give you a weird look for thinking you have herpes on your dick ha
• GOONx19

  

  Snot, was that nut vein problem called vericosia (spell check)?
• SnotBubbles

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1217108 wrote:LOL reps if i could - how did you discover this?

  Watching porn on the couch, man. It was the first time I tried it after the surgery. Had my cum towel all neatly placed on my belly and the shit just sailed right the fuck over my head and onto the recliner (no joke). I wanted to go back to the doctor...load was about 3 times normal amount too. Clean-up before the wife got home was tedious.
  
  I'm not sure I've ever told anyone this story before. Don't judge me.
• SnotBubbles

  

  GOONx19;1217111 wrote:Snot, was that nut vein problem called vericosia (spell check)?

  Yep, that's the exact term (probably not spelling). I only had the surgery because the doctors told me that it could cause the testicle to overheat and bake the fertile sperm, thus causing me to be infertile. So since I didn't have kids at the time, that's what I did. As aforementioned, the surgery worked pretty well.
• BR1986FB

  Fractured knee
  cracked vertebrae (wrestling match)...still dealing with
  plantar fasciitis
  lacerated upper lip (wrestling match...put a fang through it...3 or 4 stitches)
  
  And I'm likely (currently) dealing with possible double knee surgeries and an eventual hip replacement. Needless to say, my heavy squatting days are over.
  
  Surgeries:
  
  Cyst removed from tailbone
  Lasik
  Kidney stone removal (attempt...this was fun...pissed out tomato soup thick blood in three different directions)
  
  Ongoing:
  
  Gerd
  Kidney stones
  Sleep apnea
• Midstate01

  

  Never had any broken bones or stitches.
  
  Have had 6 concussions though. 1 my senior year in high school was pretty serious. Had blackouts for almost 2 weeks, had trouble walking at times, did very poorly in class(couldn't remember anything). Haven't had one since 04, thankfully.
• thavoice

  Hurt my foot real bad once at work. Went out that night and got hammered and felt like shit the next day. My GF at the time worked at a foot DR office. GF thought I was the DD that night....and I was...but got obliterated so I didnt tell her I drove after drinking alot so I couldnt tell her I was hungover. She went all spastic thinking it was some sort of bad injury to my foot that made me sick and such.....she said they had one like a month before so it took alot of insisting from me to not have her call her boss to take a look at it..
• j_crazy

  

  Missing the tip of my left big toe. Stepped on a brick while playing at age 8.
  Stitches in my left thumb. Knife accident while carving wood in HS.
  2 cracked ribs. Rolled a 4-wheeler at 19
  Just saw an X-ray where I broke my ankle @ 12 and never had it diagnosed.