So.. How was your "first time"?

• SnotBubbles

  

  thavoice;1217123 wrote:Yeah...teeth in a bj isnt bad at all, or so I remember from years ago.

  Did you just call my wife a whore, bro?
• jmog

  First time was wedding night with my wife. Did it twice, nothing fancy, me on top, but did last about 15 min and 30 minutes each time. Whole episode lasted about an hour.
• thavoice

  SnotBubbles;1217133 wrote:Did you just call my wife a whore, bro?

  Ha. No...supposed to just be reflecting back to the last time I actually got one...
• Devils Advocate

  

  mcburg93;1217072 wrote:Where does the line start im in bellefontaine now

  It stretched past West Liberty.
• sleeper

  

  jmog;1217142 wrote:First time was wedding night with my wife. Did it twice, nothing fancy, me on top, but did last about 15 min and 30 minutes each time. Whole episode lasted about an hour.

  Sounds awesome. Where do I sign up? :rolleyes:
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  jmog;1217142 wrote:First time was wedding night with my wife. Did it twice, nothing fancy, me on top, but did last about 15 min and 30 minutes each time. Whole episode lasted about an hour.

  This makes sex sound like a chore...ugh. Also - I'd never wait until I was married, sex can be a relationship killer, i don't want to get married and find out my wife doesn't like sex or is terrible in bed.
• Devils Advocate

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1217152 wrote:This makes sex sound like a chore...ugh. Also - I'd never wait until I was married, sex can be a relationship killer, i don't want to get married and find out my wife doesn't like sex or is terrible in bed.

  The only reason to have sex is to procreate a new bunch of indoctrinated children that can then be extorted through guilt and fear.
  
  
  
  And then, only if you are married.
  
  
  
  \pope'd
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Devils Advocate;1217156 wrote:The only reason to have sex is to procreate a new bunch of indoctrinated children that can then be extorted through guilt and fear.
  
  
  
  And then, only if you are married.
  
  
  
  \pope'd

  don't get sleeper going...
• 2kool4skool

  

  jmog;1217142 wrote:First time was wedding night with my wife. Did it twice, nothing fancy, me on top, but did last about 15 min and 30 minutes each time. Whole episode lasted about an hour.

  There is absolutely zero chance your wife hasn't cheated on you multiple times.
• jmog

  You guys are making vast assumptions. You are assuming that:
  
  1. She wasn't a virgin as well (she actually was).
  2. That is has stayed that way.
  
  I won't go into details, as some people know me personally on here, but it has got rather 'interesting' in the bedroom.
• SnotBubbles

  

  jmog;1217185 wrote:You guys are making vast assumptions. You are assuming that:
  
  1. She wasn't a virgin as well (she actually was).
  2. That is has stayed that way.
  
  I won't go into details, as some people know me personally on here, but it has got rather 'interesting' in the bedroom.

  www.ourhotwives.org (NSFW link)
  
  That kind of "interesting?"
  
  You dog....
• O-Trap

  

  My first time was also with my wife after we were married.
  
  How was it? Eh, quick.
• SnotBubbles

  

  O-Trap;1217189 wrote:My first time was also with my wife after we were married.
  
  How was it? Eh, quick.

  No wonder why you had a porn problem!
• O-Trap

  

  SnotBubbles;1217202 wrote:No wonder why you had a porn problem!

  You assume there was no overlap.
• SnotBubbles

  

  O-Trap;1217206 wrote:You assume there was no overlap.

  I didn't assume anything. 20-some odd years with out pussy would cause anyone (who actually likes pussy) to become addicted to porn.
• O-Trap

  

  SnotBubbles;1217208 wrote:I didn't assume anything. 20-some odd years with out pussy would cause anyone (who actually likes pussy) to become addicted to porn.

  How would I know I liked pussy? I'd never had it.
  
  And again, this was on a whole different level than a lot of guys who watch porn.
• Pick6

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1217152 wrote:This makes sex sound like a chore...ugh. Also - I'd never wait until I was married, sex can be a relationship killer, i don't want to get married and find out my wife doesn't like sex or is terrible in bed.

  agreed 100%
• ernest_t_bass

  

  O-Trap;1217213 wrote:How would I know I liked pussy? I'd never had it.

  
  I've never had dick, and I know that I don't like it.
• O-Trap

  

  ernest_t_bass;1217324 wrote:I've never had dick, and I know that I don't like it.

  No you don't. You don't like the social implications or what you imagine the physical interaction would be, but you can't say you don't like it, because you don't know what "it" (the experience) really is.
  
  I share this view.
• bwcomet89

  I met the girl that night, hung out with her for a little while and took her to the back seat of my car to "cuddle and talk." She agreed and after about ten minutes I couldn't resist grabbing her rack because they were freaking huge. I'm 6'8" she was 5'2", with DD's. Very awkward, but as soon as I started feeling her up she went crazy. Didn't really expect to have sex so I didn't have a condom, but it didn't slow her down. She had a lot of moves I wasn't ready for, but I still lasted over 2 hours. Now, before you all call me a liar, I might have lasted that long, but 3 weeks later she told me she was pregnant. Never noticed, first timer after-all. Probably one of the most fun times I've ever had.
  
  After that, besides the feeling that my life was over and I just watered down my tall genes, I stuck it out and we had sex every time I saw her, so I guess it was alright. 2 months later she miscarried and I haven't seen her since. A little cold, but after all that things just went downhill fast, and I met another girl who was hotter and taller.
• O-Trap

  

  bwcomet89;1217507 wrote:I'm 6'8"

  Oh sweet Moses!
• holy_buckeye

  First time was with my wife when we had just started dating. It wasn't 10 seconds, nor did I last 20 minutes. Sometimes enough is enough and you just want to get some sleep, you know?
  
  Also, I have never used a condom.
  Hope this helps.
• SnotBubbles

  

  holy_buckeye;1217544 wrote:First time was with my wife when we had just started dating. It wasn't 10 seconds, nor did I last 20 minutes. Sometimes enough is enough and you just want to get some sleep, you know?
  
  Also, I have never used a condom.
  Hope this helps.

  But you've only had sex with your wife. I've never used a condom with my wife either. All the others whores, I've used a condom (most of the time).
• jmog

  Never used a condom in my life...good aspect of waiting until marriage (to go along with all those pesky diseases and unwanted pregnancies).
• georgemc80

  Apparently I did it wrong. All she kept screaming was "not there...not there!!!!" But I had to take that hill....