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2 suits filed against Kim Kardashian in West Virginia

  • password
    This story sheds some light on the real Kardashian family and it is fitting that a lawsuit like this would be filed in West Virginia.



    http://www.wowktv.com/story/18884536/two-suits-filed-against-kim-kardashian
  • gut
    Huh? It sounds like the one guy is in the habit of filing frivolous lawsuits against celebs.
  • GOONx19
    Lol wtf
  • Curly J
    I stopped from Kardashian.
  • tcarrier32
    Alright, so everyone should definitely read that article. The plaintiff in one of the cases is quoted a bunch and it's well worth the read. I'm going to post some of the funnier quotes.
    "It was weird because on the floor was barnyard animals staring at them, sheep, two goats, unicorn, and I thought they were there as witnesses," the suit alleged.
    "And Kris went irate on steroid rage, ripped the door open dragged me into the room, put a shot gun to my head that he got from Nets player Jayson Williams and forced me to watch the three defendants have sex with another for 5 hr's against my will," the suit said.
    "I defacated on my self, barnyard animals snipped at my feet, Chris is laughing at me like the Jolly Green Giant, then a knock on the door, Kim Kardashian opened and it was Charlie Sheen, who had a bag full of ecstasy and set ‘lets get this party started,'" the suit asserts.

    Kimberly alleged every two minutes, Kardashian would beat him in the head with her engagement ring, which he said caused bruises and a broken wrist.


    "Kris put me in a pretzel, saying he is a chiropractor, and him passed gas in the room, and I passed out from it, and woke up at a truck stop, wallet gone, Kardashian lip stick all over my clothes," the suit stated.
    all in all 10/10 would read again
  • Rotinaj
    Lold. Good stuff.
  • Glory Days
    the fuck was that all about?
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    lmao I was like lmao
  • ernest_t_bass
    Fake?
  • WebFire
    It's posted on what seems to be a real news site. WTF?
  • Big_Mirg_ZHS
    "They all drank Jim Jones juice and then the defendants got shovels and were digging coal and fracking at mines in West Virginia to get fuel to make weapons of mass destruction and Kris Jenner was enriching uranium," the suit said.

    LOLZ
  • Big_Mirg_ZHS
    Romano alleged defendants pledged allegiance to Al-Qaeda, burned the U.S. flag, stomped on President Barack Obama's picture and then Kanye West performed a concert for all Al Qaeda members.


    Gold Jerry! PURE GOLD.
  • rmolin73
    password;1214834 wrote:This story sheds some light on the real Kardashian family and it is fitting that a lawsuit like this would be filed in West Virginia.



    http://www.wowktv.com/story/18884536/two-suits-filed-against-kim-kardashian
    Hahahahaha you're joking right?
  • password
    ernest_t_bass;1214905 wrote:Fake?
    rmolin73;1214958 wrote:Hahahahaha you're joking right?

    The story of the lawsuit is real, just type it in to google search. The guy seems like a fruit loop and should not be allowed to walk the streets.
  • Steel Valley Football
    Someone on the radio said yesterday that there's evidence out there that Kris Jenner was the mastermind behind the Ray J sex tape. It was some rock station in Columbus. Odd that they were talking about that a day before this came out, but anyone else hear that?
  • Glory Days
    Steel Valley Football;1214995 wrote:Someone on the radio said yesterday that there's evidence out there that Kris Jenner was the mastermind behind the Ray J sex tape. It was some rock station in Columbus. Odd that they were talking about that a day before this came out, but anyone else hear that?
    yeah i heard that too. that is more believable haha.
  • said_aouita
    password;1214994 wrote: The guy seems like a fruit loop and should not be allowed to walk the streets.
    I heard he has three pitbulls as pets.
  • fan_from_texas
    Either the plaintiff is mentally ill or BRILLIANT.
  • Jughead
    All I know is that the moment I read the word "terrorists" describing the Kardashians, I believed this guy 100%.
  • Trueblue23
    That was amazing.