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Forgot my belt

  • dlazz
    I forgot my belt on my way to work this morning. Second time in two weeks.

    Now I have to spend the rest of the day looking like a retard.

    Kill myself? Y/n
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    just untuck your shirt and look like a slob instead.
  • dlazz
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1213776 wrote:just untuck your shirt and look like a slob instead.

    It's a business casual environment, so I don't think I'd get away with it.
  • Rotinaj
    Follow someone into the bathroom, jump him, steal his belt.
  • Sonofanump
    Eat a large lunch.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    Use a piece of string
  • Belly35
    Staple your pants to your shirt ... New fashion statement :D Tell everyone you saw it on the Runway Show they will believe you because you're gay and a asshole:)
  • FatHobbit
    DeadliestWarrior34;1213783 wrote:Use a piece of string
    I had to do this the other day. I didn't wear a belt and then the button popped of my shorts. "Lucky" for me there was a piece of baler twine on the ground, so I tied that around my waste and kept going. Lol
  • queencitybuckeye
    dlazz;1213774 wrote: Now I have to spend the rest of the day looking like a retard.
    Use it as practice for being married someday.
  • dlazz
    My pants aren't going to fall down, I'll just look stupid for the remainder of the day
  • Belly35
    dlazz;1213804 wrote:My pants aren't going to fall down, I'll just look stupid for the remainder of the day
    Old news..
  • dlazz
    Belly35;1213808 wrote:Old news..

    Reported
  • Steel Valley Football
    It's still better than remembering your belt but forgetting your pants.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    Steel Valley Football;1213823 wrote:It's still better than remembering your belt but forgetting your pants.
    Every mans nightmare
  • cat_lover
    Use an ethernet cable. They make a great belt.
  • O-Trap
    DeadliestWarrior34;1213838 wrote:Every mans nightmare

    Not Mandingo's.
    cat_lover;1213839 wrote:Use an ethernet cable. They make a great belt.
    And McGuyver has the best solution so far.


    I'd say just suck it up and, deal with looking like a stooge for the rest of the day. Then, I'd recommend buying a reversible belt and keeping it at your workspace (in a drawer) in case you forget again, since this is apparently a recurring theme.
  • dlazz
    O-Trap;1213907 wrote: I'd say just suck it up and, deal with looking like a stooge for the rest of the day. Then, I'd recommend buying a reversible belt and keeping it at your workspace (in a drawer) in case you forget again, since this is apparently a recurring theme.
    I'm sitting at home right now scarfing down some pizza. It bothered me bad enough to drive from New Albany back to campus to get it (about 20 minute drive).
  • O-Trap
    dlazz;1213911 wrote:I'm sitting at home right now scarfing down some pizza. It bothered me bad enough to drive from New Albany back to campus to get it (about 20 minute drive).
    Actually ... good call! Still, I'd invest in one to keep near your desk. I used to do that with a tie. Saved my butt more than once.
  • mella
    Always keep an extra tie and a reversible belt in the office, just in case.
  • said_aouita
    dlazz;1213911 wrote:I'm sitting at home right now scarfing down some pizza. It bothered me bad enough to drive from New Albany back to campus to get it (about 20 minute drive).
    Makes me wonder if ya thought of stopping by Easton and buying a new one.
  • 4cards
    FatHobbit;1213791 wrote:I had to do this the other day. I didn't wear a belt and then the button popped of my shorts. "Lucky" for me there was a piece of baler twine on the ground, so I tied that around my waste and kept going. Lol
    ...Hillbilly belt, nice!
  • FatHobbit
    4cards;1213999 wrote:...Hillbilly belt, nice!
    Exactly. But it was better than having my pants fall down and getting charged with indecent exposure. At least my shirt was untucked so nobody could tell. Lol
  • oletiger
    Turn your flat bill and swag
  • dlazz
    said_aouita;1213988 wrote:Makes me wonder if ya thought of stopping by Easton and buying a new one.
    I could've driven to Meijer (about 7 minutes) and bought one too, but I did that last week.
  • password
    Roll of black electrical tape = Instant black belt