I Used To Do Drugs

• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  I still do, but I used to too.
• bases_loaded

  

  Is today his birthday or death day?
• O-Trap

  

  RIP Mitch.
• Sonofanump

  Mitch, he ordered the club sandwich and was not even a member.
• O-Trap

  

  He likes vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. Oftentimes, when he bought a candy bar, he would drop it, so that it achieves its maxinum flavor potential.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
• Big_Mirg_ZHS

  

  I was once given a receipt with a donut. Why would i ever need t a receipt for a donut? Some skeptical friend? Dont even act like i didnt get that donut.
• justincredible

  

  The interaction my wife and I had with Mitch at one of his shows was easily the funniest experience of my life.
  
  "You guys in the front. Don't worry. I'm not going to fuck with you. A lot of comedians like to fuck with the people in the front row but that's not my style."
  
  He then proceeded to fuck with us. Awesome.
• sherm03

  

  Got to see him in Newport just a few months before he died.
  
  Easily one of the best shows I've seen.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  justincredible;1190122 wrote:The interaction my wife and I had with Mitch at one of his shows was easily the funniest experience of my life.
  
  "You guys in the front. Don't worry. I'm not going to fuck with you. A lot of comedians like to fuck with the people in the front row but that's not my style."
  
  He then proceeded to fuck with us. Awesome.

  
  coolest of stories brochacho
• sportchampps

  I don't dip my fish sticks in shit
• O-Trap

  

  How does he feel about frilly toothpicks? HE'S FOR 'EM!
• brutus161

  

  People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. I bet if you jumped out the window, you'd die sooner.
• sportchampps

  Single tree double tree meeting adjourned
• O-Trap

  

  I had my heart set on Quadruple Tree. We were almost THERE!
• brutus161

  

  I may be blowing my cover here. I like my UPS guy, because he's a drug dealer, and doesn't even know it.
• O-Trap

  

  I like the difference between frogs and bears. Like with frogs, I don't have to hang my ****ing sandwiches from a branch. The frog knows they are for ME. He'd rather have a fly, because a fly zig-zags, and my sandwiches do not. When I want honey on my toast, I don't have to squeeze a plastic frog ...
• justincredible

  

  DeadliestWarrior34;1190174 wrote:coolest of stories brochacho

  I guess you had to be there.
• cat_lover

  Dogs are forever in the push up position.