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Letting your woman fight for ya.......

  • thavoice
    At a local establishment this saturday night there was a table of 7-8 people who were smoking. It was quite annoying and one guy kept turning his head and blowing the smoke our way.


    So....I figured what the hell. I went up to him, took his cig and threw it on the ground. He bashfully sits down with his tail between his legs. and then his 4'3" gf comes up to me and starts yipping at me like one of those ankle biter little dogs, and then she called over her 300 lb lady friend.

    All while he sits quietly all scared like a little wuss.


    So...just in case you are on the O-C..............next time, be a man and try and fight your own battles.

    Pussy.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    LOL any takers thavoice was the one smoking and his woman is the 4'3 gf?
  • thavoice
    sorry dude. I dont smoke, and my wife is much taller than that!

    Still cannot believe that dude was such a wussy.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    thavoice;1188242 wrote:sorry dude. I dont smoke, and my wife is much taller than that!

    Still cannot believe that dude was such a wussy.
    lol you should have just started the thread with "So my wife...i mean, this guy and his gf were at a bar and I was, i mean he was smoking..."
  • vball10set
    Raw Dawgin' it;1188238 wrote:LOL any takers thavoice was the one smoking and his woman is the 4'3 gf?
    lmao--reps!
  • Steel Valley Football
    It's a true story.

    Because later we were playing trivia against these teachers and after we won I said "you just got taken to school" and the whole bar erupted with applause.


    /3BALL'd
  • THE4RINGZ
    If it was legal to smoke in the bar, either deal with the smoke or find a bar that is smoke free. Probably a good thing he sent his wife over to confront you because he would have kicked your ass.
  • thavoice
    THE4RINGZ;1188286 wrote:If it was legal to smoke in the bar, either deal with the smoke or find a bar that is smoke free. Probably a good thing he sent his wife over to confront you because he would have kicked your ass.
    Nah, illegal to smoke in there.

    and there is no doubt in my mind I would have kicked the guys ass. If he thought any different he woulda confronted me himself.
  • Rotinaj
    People who try and start fights in bars are really cool. You seem like an awesome guy. Dont bother asking them to stop smoking or go outside to do it. That would of been CRAZY!!!
  • said_aouita
    thavoice;1188242 wrote:sorry dude. I dont smoke, and my wife is much taller than that!

    Still cannot believe that dude was such a wussy.
    Your wife scolded you about having a beer with dinner at a restaurant. Your wuss-o-meter took a spike on that one.
    Did you tell the stupid bitch Saturday night to sit down?
  • thavoice
    said_aouita;1188298 wrote:Your wife scolded you about having a beer with dinner at a restaurant. Your wuss-o-meter took a spike on that one.
    Did you tell the stupid bitch Saturday night to sit down?
    Yeah.....my wuss o meter took a big time spike on that one. I hoping I gained some respect back though!
    I told the her to sit her ass done and have her man come up to me. She went to the table,a nd brought back her friend, a female, who looked about 300lbs. She was wearing a circus tent I think. I asked the fat chick what she was gonna do...eat me or something?
  • 1_beast
    thavoice;1188306 wrote:Yeah.....my wuss o meter took a big time spike on that one. I hoping I gained some respect back though!
    I told the her to sit her ass done and have her man come up to me. She went to the table,a nd brought back her friend, a female, who looked about 300lbs. She was wearing a circus tent I think. I asked the fat chick what she was gonna do...eat me or something?
    /all american badass
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    LOL at anyone who thinks thavoice isn't the guy that got pwned for smoking and sat there while his woman fought his battles.
  • FatHobbit
    Raw Dawgin' it;1188346 wrote:LOL at anyone who thinks thavoice isn't the guy that got pwned for smoking and sat there while his woman fought his battles.
    How much do you want to bet he was silently hoping the guy would knock his wife out?
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    FatHobbit;1188362 wrote:How much do you want to bet he was silently hoping the guy would knock his wife out?
    Wouldn't happen, from the sounds of it his wife has massive balls.
  • friendfromlowry
    Rotinaj;1188293 wrote:People who try and start fights in bars are really cool. You seem like an awesome guy. Dont bother asking them to stop smoking or go outside to do it. That would of been CRAZY!!!
    Haha I was thinking the same thing. Why did he have to grab the cigarette out of his mouth and throw it on the ground? Why couldn't he just ask him to put it out? Oh yeah, because far-fetched story is far-fetched.
  • like_that
    friendfromlowry;1188368 wrote:Haha I was thinking the same thing. Why did he have to grab the cigarette out of his mouth and throw it on the ground? Why couldn't he just ask him to put it out? Oh yeah, because far-fetched story is far-fetched.
    This.
  • rmolin73
    FatHobbit;1188362 wrote:How much do you want to bet he was silently hoping the guy would knock his wife out?
    Haha reps
  • thavoice
    friendfromlowry;1188368 wrote:Haha I was thinking the same thing. Why did he have to grab the cigarette out of his mouth and throw it on the ground? Why couldn't he just ask him to put it out? Oh yeah, because far-fetched story is far-fetched.
    Why?

    Because I felt like it, and didnt mind if it led to a fight.
  • queencitybuckeye
    There is a time to worry about how tough one appears to be.

    That time is age 12.
  • FatHobbit
    queencitybuckeye;1188422 wrote:There is a time to worry about how tough one appears to be.

    That time is age 12.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    thavoice;1188418 wrote:Why?

    Because I felt like it, and didnt mind if it led to a fight.
  • Pick6
    thavoice, lol....
  • Tigerfan00
    Raw Dawgin' it;1188346 wrote:LOL at anyone who thinks thavoice isn't the guy that got pwned for smoking and sat there while his woman fought his battles.
    Im still waiting on the part where she calls her boyfriend to take of it.
  • friendfromlowry
    thavoice;1188418 wrote:Why?

    Because I felt like it, and didnt mind if it led to a fight.
    So you'll approach a random guy at a bar and pull a cigarette out of his mouth not caring if it'll lead to a fight but won't stand up to your wife when she tells you to not drink a beer with dinner?