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I enter the real world on Monday, What do I do?

  • goosebumps
    So I graduate on Friday Night and Start my new job on Monday morning. I'm very alone right now, and the thing I wanna ask you to help me...To show me how I can be a grown-up. Do I carry my high-school diploma around? What do you do with your hair? What happens if there's inclement weather? Where do you...? What do you wear? Can you wash clothes in the dishwasher?
  • Manhattan Buckeye
    Get a job with your younger brother Derek and organize the $&%^ing Catalina Wine Mixer.
  • derek bomar
    It's the Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.
  • Manhattan Buckeye
    On the other hand he could get a job with Enterprise because they give you the tools to be your own boss.
  • Belly35
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  • HitsRus
    Gosh, you ask such profound questions. I don't think you have much to worry about. Think how much further ahead you are than alot of the people on this site:cry:
  • redstreak one
    It's easy, no matter how bad life smacks you around you can always come back on here and be anything you want, as smart as you want, as rich as you want. Why, because here, it's serious business! lol
  • killer_ewok
    I'm not sure about what you should do, but I would advise you to stay the fuck away from bath salts.
  • vball10set
    Always wear your high school varsity jacket...hope this helps
  • Iliketurtles
    You should go suck a bag of dicks.
  • cruiser_96
    killer_ewok;1186453 wrote:I'm not sure about what you should do, but I would advise you to stay the **** away from bath salts.
    THIS!!!
  • Commander of Awesome
    goosebumps;1186433 wrote:So I graduate on Friday Night and Start my new job on Monday morning. I'm very alone right now, and the thing I wanna ask you to help me...To show me how I can be a grown-up. Do I carry my high-school diploma around? What do you do with your hair? What happens if there's inclement weather? Where do you...? What do you wear? Can you wash clothes in the dishwasher?
    Read the entire Goosebumps series, the answer you seek is in there.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    Commander of Awesome;1186527 wrote: the answer you seek are in there.
    it are in there really?
  • THE4RINGZ
    Get some neck tattoos.
  • sleeper
    I find never having a rigid work schedule works best. Sometimes I show up to work at 6am, other times I show up at 3pm. I always leave at 5 though, no matter what. Works like a charm.
  • Skyhook79
    sleeper;1186531 wrote:I find never having a rigid work schedule works best. Sometimes I show up to work at 6am, other times I show up at 3pm. I always leave at 5 though, no matter what. Works like a charm.
    He said real world not your fantasy world.
  • Commander of Awesome
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1186528 wrote:it are in there really?
    Desperate I see.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    Commander of Awesome;1186539 wrote:Desperate I see.
    I sure be.
  • Belly35
    sleeper;1186531 wrote:I find never having a rigid work schedule works best. Sometimes I show up to work at 6am, other times I show up at 3pm. I always leave at 5 though, no matter what. Works like a charm.
    I agree this is my type work schedule .... sometimes I show up for work and never really there :)
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    goosebumps;1186433 wrote:So I graduate on Friday Night and Start my new job on Monday morning. I'm very alone right now, and the thing I wanna ask you to help me...To show me how I can be a grown-up. Do I carry my high-school diploma around? What do you do with your hair? What happens if there's inclement weather? Where do you...? What do you wear? Can you wash clothes in the dishwasher?
    Wear tuxedos everywhere.
  • 1_beast
    masterbate frequently
  • Commander of Awesome
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1186541 wrote:I sure be.
    I sure am. /zwick reach
  • sleeper
    In all honesty, always overdress. You don't do anymore work, but people think you are important, and being important is all that matters.
  • vball10set
    sleeper;1186672 wrote:In all honesty, always overdress. You don't do anymore work, but people think you are important, and people thinking you're important is all that matters.
    fify
  • Little Danny
    goosebumps;1186433 wrote:So I graduate on Friday Night and Start my new job on Monday morning. I'm very alone right now, and the thing I wanna ask you to help me...To show me how I can be a grown-up. Do I carry my high-school diploma around? What do you do with your hair? What happens if there's inclement weather? Where do you...? What do you wear? Can you wash clothes in the dishwasher?
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