Ice cream man!

• justincredible

  

  Sitting on the couch last night and I heard the little ice cream man jingle blaring as the van drove down our street. I ran to the door because it had been years since I had seen an ice cream man and I was excited. Sketchiest ice cream van I've ever seen. Then I got to thinking if they are all sketchy and I just don't remember how sketchy they were from childhood.
  
  When is the last time you bought from an ice cream man and on a scale of 1 to 10 how shady were they?
• karen lotz

  

  Was probably ccrunner. school's out and he needs a way to interact with kids.
• like_that

  

  karen lotz;1185742 wrote:Was probably ccrunner. school's out and he needs a way to interact with kids.

  LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  And in the hood I got ice cream cones, and if fiends
  want a lick nothing for free that gonna cost you 20 bones
  For y'all ballers that won't wait call on my pager
  I got half gallon of milk fool I got 31 flavor
• THE4RINGZ

  

  When my kids were younger the ice cream truck came through the neighborhood often, I let them get stuff every once in awhile just because the shit was so expensive. That truck/driver always seemed pretty legit. There is a new ice cream truck in the neighborhood we live in now, and I wouldn't allow any young children around that pedo palace.
• FatHobbit

  

  I think ice cream trucks are usually pretty shady, but when you're a kid you're just excited to get ice cream.
• LJ

  

  Yeah, the one that rolls through our neighborhood is creepy as fuck. There is an old retired guy who lives a few streets over who has a really nice ice cream truck, but he said he only goes up to New Albany to sell because he makes a lot more money :laugh:
• Mr Miyagi

  

  I have never bought from an ice cream truck. I don't remember them being so shady when I was younger. I would probably give them a 6 now though.
  
  The shadiest van I have ever seen belongs to my buddy Bloody Toothbrush who lives along the river.
  
  
• BR1986FB

  We have one that rolls through town and it's pretty shady looking. Periodically the driver will pop his head out...
  
  
• Skyhook79

  

  THE4RINGZ;1185750 wrote:When my kids were younger the ice cream truck came through the neighborhood often, I let them get stuff every once in awhile just because the shit was so expensive. That truck/driver always seemed pretty legit. There is a new ice cream truck in the neighborhood we live in now, and I wouldn't allow any young children around that pedo palace.

  So you know for a fact that he is a pedo or are you just making that up?
• OSH

  

  Never bought ice cream from a truck/van...ever.
• Fab1b

  

  Screwballs are the bomb!
  
• j_crazy

  

  karen lotz;1185742 wrote:Was probably ccrunner. school's out and he needs a way to interact with kids.

  
  Lold but isn't that a personal attack?
• Fab4Runner

  

  Used to love the ice cream truck. I don't recall ever being creeped out by one or by a driver...but I was pretty obtuse as a child. My HS principal once told me that I looked good in my cheerleading skirt and I just shrugged. (He was only my principal for one year...he was a shady mother fucker it turns out)
  
  Btw...I had SEJ make these cookies for Mantooth for his birthday.
  
  
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Skyhook79;1185762 wrote:So you know for a fact that he is a pedo or are you just making that up?

  It an educated guess.
• vball10set

  
• JU-ICE

  The Ice Cream man is coming...
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JfMCBh1sJQ
• Rotinaj

  

  We ain't got no mo chili fritos fat boy!!!!
• power i

  

  Lol, I tried to take a picture of the ice cream truck the other day. It's about a 1992 van with a hand made sign on one side. No way in hell would I let my kids buy ice cream from this guy.
  
  When I was growing up, the ice cream man lived across the street from us. He was the real deal. Even had a soft serve machine. When he was done for the evening he would let us have whatever soft serve was left. He was a really nice guy, nothing pervy about him that I remember.
• gerb131

  

  Guy showed up to the soccer fields which were full of 8 and under games. He hit the music and the fields emptied quick.
• WebFire

  The one that runs through are town is a pretty shady looking dude. His wife (I assume it's his wife), sits in the front seat sucking down cigarettes while he sells the ice cream. Classy.
• Speedofsand

  

  The Ice Cream Man from Hell
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  I see the 'normal' ice cream trucks when I go to the beach. They are licensed and regulated by the county, but I don't buy any because its too expensive.
• vball10set

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• thavoice

  you aint get no ice cream. you aint get no ice cream.
  cause your mom is on welfare.
  
  
  
  Gotta love that old Murphy comedy
• Ironman92

  

  When I was growing up it was pretty solid.....25 years later it is by far the creepiest thing on wheels in Jackson Ohio (pretty big statement).....
  
  *My buddy Matt used to purposely wreck his bike into the Ice Cream Truck to get free ice cream....worked twice.